Fistfights With Renard

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Fistfights With Renard

Postby SRR » Sat Sep 03, 2005 3:45 am

He's got a good uppercut but I managed to get him into a headlock and drag him into the middle of Rue St. Catherines in front of an oncoming Hydro Québec van, whereupon he agreed to show me and a friend around his beloved town.

Not a bad tour guide. Thanks Renard!
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Postby ROB » Sat Sep 03, 2005 1:28 pm

SRR got you in a headlock? Wow - the shame.
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Postby Renard » Sat Sep 03, 2005 2:10 pm

Well, that's not the whole story.

I pretty much had the upperhand until his friend (who I believe to be NotSRR) came out of nowhere and stabbed me with that discarded syringe he found on the ground. He ruined my Egyptian cotton shirt. It was then that he got that headlock on, which really chafed my throat. I had to put moisturizer on when I got home.

Anyway, SRR enjoyed the "Deli" poutine he ate so much that he is going to open up a Poutine restaurant called "Le Poutinier" in Kitsilano, as soon as he gets back his wallet from the Montreal Police's Wallet Inspectors Unit. You should be getting it by mail any day now, SRR.
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Postby crazycloud » Sat Sep 03, 2005 6:39 pm

sounds like he's just getting jazzed up cause hockey's back/.
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Postby Pam » Sat Sep 03, 2005 7:36 pm

Sounds like you guy had fun. :D

Anyway, SRR enjoyed the "Deli" poutine he ate so much that he is going to open up a Poutine restaurant called "Le Poutinier" in Kitsilano"


I am slowly introducing my American friends to the joys of Poutine.
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Postby Jimbo » Mon Sep 05, 2005 10:07 am

A headlock from SRR sounds boring, Renard if you ever come out my way I'll introduce you to some Thai women who will put you in a headlock you'll never forget...
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