Kid on Kinder chocolate wrapper

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Kid on Kinder chocolate wrapper

Postby Steve » Sun Sep 11, 2005 1:59 pm

Who is that kid on the Kinder chocolate wrappers? That little blond fuck?

I hate that fucking kid. I wouldn't let a dog (or even Dog Nose) drink from a toilet with that shitheads picture on it.

Please tell me he is either dead or in jail. I can't take it anymore...

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Postby redfax » Sun Sep 11, 2005 2:20 pm

Shit, I just noticed that the other day too
I grew up on that stuff, so i never really noticed him (you know, he'd always been there), until the other day.
Creepy. He's probably 56 by know, considering his clothing is from the '70s...
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Postby RYP » Sun Sep 11, 2005 5:30 pm

Yeah... and why don't they replace Aunt Jemima with Beyonce?
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Postby Kapa » Sun Sep 11, 2005 7:32 pm

.....and replace the "Milky Bar Kid" with Harry Potter. Hey Steve, is it that PTSD time of the month..... ;-0
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Postby coldharvest » Sun Sep 11, 2005 10:20 pm

I can't belive you don't know that
the 'Kinder Boy' grew up to be
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Postby Steve » Mon Sep 12, 2005 12:07 am

That kid is making me insane, I almost can't stand it.

Fucking Kinder kid...

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Postby svizzerams » Mon Sep 12, 2005 12:16 am

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Is this him?
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Postby RYP » Mon Sep 12, 2005 12:19 am

This is the guy they should replace him with..he likes kids right? And kids like him? He is gooey on the outside and chocolate on the inside...and he comes with a surprise..
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Postby Steve » Mon Sep 12, 2005 12:35 am

svizzerams wrote:Image


That's the little fucker. Those fucking snow white teeth. That evil fucking grin. Where's my crack pipe...?
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Postby mp007 » Mon Sep 12, 2005 12:42 am

I heard he's in the plot adjacent to Gilligan.
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Postby el3so » Mon Sep 12, 2005 8:24 am

those shitty little eggs with ersatz chocolate in 2 colours are made by Ferrero, their best known product is of course Nuttella
Image which' second best use by adults is IMO this
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redfax wrote: I grew up on that stuff, so i never really noticed him
It's an Italian brand.

Always thought that kid was one of those wholesome, ever-short-pants-wearing cyborg-like dudes that live in the mountains of Switzerland and Austria or related to the sandal&socks-clad nazi children that always acccompanied Pippi Longstockings...
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Postby Steve » Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:07 pm

Stop staring at me!
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Postby sillyslicker » Tue Sep 13, 2005 7:01 pm

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