Britney auctions her dirty underwear

[shivers]

For charity, of course. Awfully sweet of her to do that, no? I'm holding out for the Tucks pads and the nursing bra.

Spears Opens Closet to Help Storm Victims
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Wear Britney's bra, kick off her flip-flops and cuddle her toy bear — all for charity. Britney Spears is holding a veritable garage sale, auctioning clothing, furniture and jewelry on the eBay auction Web site to raise money for the Mississippi Hurricane Recovery Fund.

"This is a great opportunity to get some cool (and rare) Britney items while contributing to a very important cause!" says a posting on Spears' Web site. The 23-year-old pop singer was raised in Kentwood, La.

Items include a white stone bra worn in one of her videos, a pair of blue-and-pink jeans with a pink suede buckle belt, and an autographed "I Have the Golden Ticket" burgundy tank top with an arrow pointing down.

The tank top is similar to the light blue top a pregnant Spears wore to the premiere of "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory."

The auction, which opened Saturday, continues this week, with proceeds going to The Britney Spears Foundation to help hurricane victims.

Spears, who is married to Kevin Federline, gave birth to the couple's first child, a son, last month.

[Moosehead]

From innocent teen....


...To twice married, pregnant smoker. Time flies, no?

[Ultra Swain]

i was going to complain about the erroneous courtney love pic but HOLY CRAP!

[SeanPatrick]

Ξ §eän Päŧŗîćķ Ξ

[mp007]

Ridden hard and put away wet.

[svizzerams]

....is she really only 23 years old??????

[flipflop]

Britney is getting a little skanky looking in her old age without the camera effects.

I LOVE skanky women........grrrrrrrrr

[Vincent]

It's not the years, it's the mileage.

[shivers]

aw, come on. cut her a little slack. Pregancy is pretty rough. I'm pretty well preserved, but sometimes I look like shit too.

I just thought it was funny that her underwear is up for sale.

[Sri Lanky]

I think I would only be interested in the panties that Madonna pulled off Britney with her teeth.

[Moosehead]

aw, come on. cut her a little slack. Pregancy is pretty rough. I'm pretty well preserved, but sometimes I look like shit too.

I know, pregnancy is tough on a girl. I got respect. I was more trying to get at how the current persona she has is the complete opposite of what she built her fame on. Everyone has days when they look like shit, but you would think being an immensely rich and famous pop singer under constant media scrutiny would get you to step it up a notch...

[Swiss_AK]

I think its great to see the celebs out to support the cause
as the media gets so fickle about coverage. Its here today and its gone tommorow

PBS-Frontline made references to racism and Katrina recently
in a recent show re-capping the OJ trial. But other than
that if it werent for these celebs, this disaster would\just be a
flavour of the month as far as cnn/cbs/abc is concerned.

Its great if Britney donates her bra to a cause becuase
if she never, losers like us who normally wouldnt give a shit suddenly care just becuase it means we might get a whiff of
of the fabric of where her mammaries once were...

[lightstalker]

Flipflop wrote:

I LOVE skanky women........grrrrrrrrr


I hear ya geez....

oohhhh yeeaaahhh....

[Stiv]

Courtesy of "The superficial"

This would have been a really hot item several years ago, but now? Not so much. It seems to me that breasts and breast-related paraphernalia depreciate in value once a hillbilly like Kevin Federline can, and has, touched them. Honestly, why would I pay money to get into Britney Spears' bra when I'm a do-rag and an unidentifiable stench away from getting into it for free? It's simple economics. And everyone knows the two cardinal rules of economics are: 1. buy low, sell high; and 2. Kevin Federline is gross and bad for business. I should know, I'm a very successful businessman. Or so all the shiny ties in my closet would have you believe.

[el3so]

losers like us who normally wouldnt give a shit suddenly care just becuase it means we might get a whiff of
of the fabric of where her mammaries once were...

About as cute and provoking as a 4-year old in fishnet-stockings.

Hint: even the Japanese know a bustier don't smell special.