Hey Guys... It's been four months or so since I last had the opportunity to log in and catch up on the 'news' ... not that I was ever much more than just a lurking entity in the first place..
regardless.. I ran across this site today and just had to throw it out for everyone to see...
maybe this will be new to a few people ...
geezus ...
http://www.opposethetroops.com
What I enjoyed the most was discovering the 'merchandise' this dude sells .... ahhhh... I can smell his bank roll now...... sniff.. sniff .. no .. wait... that... what is it? ... no i think that might be the smell of his house on fire...
heh heh ....
You know .... I 'opposed the troops' one time .. I went into a bar with some buddies to throw some darts and while we were playing a huge dude about my age with a buzzcut and a CORP tattoo walks in with his girlfriend.
We finish our game and the guys I'm with take off for the pool tables ... I realize that we've left our coats and shit hangin' out by the door so I turn around to go and grab them. When I turn around I run smack into this chick by accident ... and hard enough to almost knock her down.
She says something smart to me and I started to apologize when 'big boy' walks up wanting to know what my problem was...
Well... eh... heh ... my problem was that I was pretty drunk actually and I've got a real smart mouth to begin with... So I looked at this guy with the biggest smile on my face and proceded to tell him EXACTLY what I thought the problem was (his girlfriend being in my way... and so forth) and I went on to say that if he had an issue with that he could just let me know.
Well, ... he told me that we could just step outside and settle this issue right then and there ... at which point I laughed and rolled up my sleeve (to show off my lack of a bicep) and told him that I didn't know what HIS issue was but that I was going to kick her ass .
It only took a second... before it clicked in this guys head that his chick could slam my head through my ass faster than I would be able to figure out whether I was burping or farting ... and he just did keep from crying he was laughing so hard.
The three of us ended up having several beers together and had a damn good time ....
uh... right... so anyway.. my moral is this:
oppose the troops (fine) .. just buy a beer afterwards.
Welcome to it ............