Best Press Release Ever...From some country singer

by **Ultra Swain** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 10:03 pm

This should be under humor, but my god this is good.

http://chriscagle.musiccitynetworks.com ... ws_id=6669

A PERSONAL MESSAGE FROM CHRIS CAGLE
October 3rd, 2005

To All My Loyal Music Fans:

"As many of you are aware, I had been anxiously awaiting the addition of a new baby to my life. The baby has been born and both mother and child are in good health. Since the birth, however, we have discovered that biologically, the child is not mine.

As excited as I was about becoming a new father, my disappointment is equally as strong. So out of respect for all that are involved, please allow this situation to remain private and know that I will not be commenting further on this very personal matter. I'm thanking you in advance for your kind cooperation and understanding."

Chris Cagle

by **Prodigal Son** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 10:06 pm

Now that's funny

by **coldharvest** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 10:17 pm

Ofcourse the baby's not his,

he's obviously a homosexualist.

by **Ultra Swain** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 10:20 pm

I believe the proper term is "Homosexualizer"

by **coldharvest** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 10:22 pm

I always thought a Homosexualizer was a device that freshened up
gay people in an over-crowded room?

by **Ultra Swain** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 10:30 pm

I think they use that when they are feeling "not so gay".

by **Mike Heenan** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 11:54 pm

Did the baby turn out to be black (ala the situation on Nip/Tuck)?

by **mp007** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:17 am

Was his old lady the one raffling off her undies for hurricane victims in one of the other posts. God Damned Trollop!

by **Pam** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:27 am

You guys are just jealous. I think he is sexy looking.

by **kilroy** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 1:04 am

You guys are just jealous

so must have been the dude banging his wife on the side.

by **Pam** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 1:18 am

so must have been the dude banging his wife on the side

LOL that is a different story

by **shivers** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:37 am

I wouldn't throw him outa bed for eatin crackers.

by **mp007** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 3:44 am

God Bless The BFC. What about Oreo's, though, Shivers?

by **svizzerams** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 4:24 am

Guess we'll all have to wait for the National Enquirer for the "real"details. Something along the lines of "alien baby born to country singer"....

But in the meantime I have to agree with Pam and Shivers....I wouldn't kick him out for eating crackers or oreos.....except I am not keen on country music . Hey...think of the material he has for an auto-biographical country song outta this. Sad situation though.

by **ROB** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 5:18 am

At least nobody killed his dog and he can afford a new tractor.

Best Press Release Ever...From some country singer

Best Press Release Ever...From some country singer

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