Oprah is Mad as Hell!

[Jumper]

Oprah and Dog Chapman should join forces and they would rid the world of scum, all with close ups and catering. 100,000 dollar bounty is pretty nice of Oprah, pass the cheetos.
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There are an estimated 100,000 sex offenders in America living as fugitives. To help get these criminals off the streets, Oprah has pledged to provide a $100,000 reward per case to those individuals who the FBI says provided critical information leading to the capture and arrest of these fugitives.

http://www2.oprah.com/presents/2005/pre ... main.jhtml

[Kurt]

Oprah has cash, Kurt needs a new Calphalon Roaster.

[goat balls]

[mp007]

If she wanted to contribute to humanity, she should have ponied up as Sean Penn's bilge bitch in N.O. a few weeks back. Is her hundred g's thing offered up on a dead or alive basis? It's posse time, and well-paid posse time at that.

[Mike Heenan]

What happens if every single guy is found... surely even Oprah doesn't have that much money.

[kilroy]

What happens if every single guy is found... surely even Oprah doesn't have that much money.

that's it! youre a genius! we've finally found a way to bring oprah down! fuck yeah, time to saddle up.

[mp007]

She has more money than God......Besides, when the money is getting low, she can perform some high-profile scandal, stunt , or shenanigan. She'll just get on the horn to her good ole buddy Martha, have a bit of a brainstorm, get a few pointers, and climb sraight up the financial mountain of net-worth. If it worked for a half-wit homemaker with bad taste, god knows, Oprah should have no trouble.

[Swiss_AK]

Way to go O. Thanks Jumper. Nice link. Oprah really motivates.

Seen the BOMC Club selection?

Some guy wakes up on a plane , doesnt know where
the fuck he is headed, notices his three front teeth are missing and his nose is broken...suddenly realizes he is a crack addict
and alcoholic...


way to go, dood

http://www.randomhouse.ca/catalog/displ ... 0307276902

[coldharvest]

crack addict

Is there any other kind?
I don't know many 'social' crack smokers.

[lightstalker]

I see Oprah's "how to spot a sex offender" ticks all the right boxes for this guy(s).

[Kurt]

Is there any other kind?
I don't know many 'social' crack smokers.

We like to call ourselves Crackopolitans.

[svizzerams]

Local paper reported that Oprah was motivated by the situation that happened 32 miles away in Couer D'Alene, ID where an on the lam sex offender, beat three people to death, kidnapped the two small children in the family, later killed the little boy in a campground in Montana and then was spotted in a Denny's in Couer D'Alene in the middle of the night with the little girl 5 or 6 weeks later when recognized by some employees and was finally arrested. Even with Ruby Ridge and the Aryan Nation up the road this was one of the creepiest things to happen in this area (well OK I guess there was that serial killer a 5 or 6 years ago who was killing prostitutes and dumping them along a city street, except for the one he buried in his yard....he had a wife and five kids....)

Even people against the death penalty in this area think he should fry.....

[Captain_Solo]

What happens if every single guy is found... surely even Oprah doesn't have that much money.

that's it! youre a genius! we've finally found a way to bring oprah down! fuck yeah, time to saddle up.

I'm up for it. Perhaps the crew of the BFC can finally bring the Oprah conspiracy to its knees?