Duncan is a homosexual monkey

by **Hansol** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 4:50 am

hey all, I have a friend named duncan who visits this site somewhat regularly, and seeing as it is close to halloween i thought i would play a "trick" on him. So lets all post either hate posts/impartial posts/happy posts to this guy named duncan:

Dear duncan, you are a huge behemoth of a male who looks like a cross between bruce campbell and brendan fraser. Or maybe it is more like a homosexual, feces-flinging primate; i just don't know.

Nonetheless, you are huge, and make for good backup in a bar fight. Cheers -Captain Ron

by **Kurt** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 5:12 am

Maybe I should make a greeting card section.

This has to go here?

by **Tacos** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 5:42 pm

Kurt, Maybe you could make a love letters section too. We could put all the posts to Carol from the person who shall remain nameless.

by **Hansol** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 5:55 pm

yeah sorry kurt. didn't really know where it would fit in.... you can kill it if you want, no worries. And seeing as no one is really typing anything, maybe its a good idea -Captain Ron

by **coldharvest** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:17 pm

Duncan is a homosexual monkey

Hansol, what have you got against Gay Apes?

by **sultan** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 4:06 am

coldharvest wrote:
Duncan is a homosexual monkey

Hansol, what have you got against Gay Apes?

They are responsible for the AIDS epidemic

by **Hansol** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 4:14 am

well see, the thought of primates anally penetrating eachother doesn't really bother me. Its the fact that when they do that, they aren't creating more little chimps for jane goodall to study. Also the fact that the little chimps won'tl grow up to be uber chimps who attack scientific teams researching the lost city of zinge (or was it zinch) and get shot up by automatic weapons and high powered lasers. Its that that really bothers me -Captain Ron

by **kilroy** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 4:22 am

well see, the thought of primates anally penetrating eachother doesn't really bother me.

regardless of whether it bothers you or not, by simple virtue of the fact that you think about primates anally penetrating each other, i think you're a wierdass.

cheers.

by **Hansol** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 4:39 am

well kilroy, when you think of homosexual monkeys, what do you think of? Orangutans running around with rainbow flags, having a parade in the jungles of africa? bugger that. -Captain Ron

by **RYP** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 2:02 pm

the breadth and depth and intellectual vastness of this travel and safety information can sometimes be humbling....

by **Mikethehack** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 2:19 pm

RYP,
We will need a section on homosexual monkeys in the next WMDP because being raped by homosexual monkeys is definetly DP (they spread Aids,you know)

by **kilroy** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 2:25 pm

when you think of homosexual monkeys

typically, i don't. :p

by **jonas** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 2:29 pm

You should live and let live...if Duncan is an ass shagging monkey it is his business and he should be free to do so in the comfort of his own home...you are just jealous you can't pick things up with your tail...how cool would that be?? ;)

by **RYP** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 2:29 pm

My major concern is that if we create a section for sodomite simians we will have to have a straight, dom and "friends only" section as well. Then there is the disturbing issue of underage apes. do you use human or ape years to determine approiateness.? The less cultured also are ignorant to the evolutionary difference between apes and monkeys. Creating further confusion. I suggest that we keep the site platonic and allow social intercourse between all species...

by **coldharvest** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 2:56 pm

OK but just as long as there's intercourse involved.

Duncan is a homosexual monkey

Duncan is a homosexual monkey

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