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by **SeanPatrick** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 11:16 pm

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by **Sri Lanky** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 11:23 pm

This implies that we shared the planet alongside at least two other hominids for a period of time;Neanderthalis and floresiensis. I wonder if there are any others.

I can't help but think of possible interbreeding....now that would make a hell of a porn.

by **kilroy** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 11:26 pm

usually if two species fornicate, it doesnt result in offspring, and when it does, the offspring is invariably sterile, and thus cannot reproduce further.

by **Sri Lanky** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 11:27 pm

....but it doesn't mean they can't fuck.

by **Prodigal Son** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 1:23 am

This implies that we shared the planet alongside at least two other hominids for a period of time;Neanderthalis and floresiensis. I wonder if there are any others.

Many societies have myths involving "dwarves", "elves", and other "fantasy" type creatures. Maybe they were actual creatures we remember now only in myth? Interesting hypothesis, don't you think?

by **goat balls** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 2:07 am

I believe that these were the remains of common Oompa Loompas and their miniaturized elephant pets.

by **el3so** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 8:09 am

goat balls wrote: the remains of common Oompa Loompas

AAAAAArgh!
damned, goat balls, now I'm stuck with that song on "repeat" in my head...

by **coldharvest** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 10:00 am

The Oompa Loompa to the right of Wonka needs to lay off the
snozberries.

by **Mikethehack** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 10:05 am

From Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory to annoy el3so with :-)

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?

I don't like the look of it

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while
It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile
But it's repulsive, revolting, and wrong
Chewing and chewing all day long

The way that a cow does

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
Given good manners, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

Who do you blame when your kid is a brat?
Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat
Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame
You know exactly who's to blame

The mother and the father

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not spoiled, then you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

What do you get from a glut of TV?
A pain in the neck and an IQ of three
Why don't you try simply reading a book?
Or can you just not bear to look?

You'll get no...you'll get no...you'll get no commercials

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do