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Postby rickshaw92 » Thu Dec 07, 2006 8:40 am

Who would play Mach?


That Indian guy from the Village People.
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Postby Douchebag » Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:13 am

Stephen King (the author) would play Mach.
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Postby coldharvest » Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:57 am

Julia Roberts
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It'd be a real stretch for her,
particularly the big bearded bit but I think she could pull it off.
If she's not available I guess I could play myself.
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Postby el3so » Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:26 pm

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skynet prompt: witty line, a bit offensive, medium levels of spelling error, Rastafy by 10 % or so
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Postby soren » Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:32 pm

Fauzi Baaddilla
trouble :)
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Postby shivers » Fri Dec 08, 2006 3:20 am

How does one audition a dead man?
We are miserable sinners,
Filthy fuckers,
Arseholes!
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Postby coldharvest » Fri Dec 08, 2006 3:22 am

How does one audition a dead man?

Very patiently.
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Postby sombrero11 » Fri Dec 08, 2006 3:35 am

I wonder if I could get the same actor who played "Sir Not Appearing In This Film" in Monty Python...
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Postby shivers » Fri Dec 08, 2006 3:39 am

muskrat wrote:Who would play Mach?


Luke Perry?
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Postby ReptilianKittenEater » Fri Dec 08, 2006 3:54 am

1. Michael Richards
2. Kiefer Sutherland, as he was in the film 'Dark City'
3. A knickerless, lesbian, highly educated version of Britney Spears
4. Henry Fonda, as he was in the film 'Once Upon a Time in the West'
5. Roberto Beningi
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Postby ReptilianKittenEater » Fri Dec 08, 2006 3:55 am

6. And the cast of Fame
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Postby Mach » Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:21 am

Thing about this is, you have to remember when you pick your
actor to play you
you have to remember what "you" would look like
hunched over a keyboard in front of a monitor

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Callum Keith Rennie..and if you have to ask which one he is, well..

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But I sometimes think this is how Im going to look in a decade or two

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Imagelike an older Nicholas Campbell
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Postby Mach » Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:28 am

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This is Kurt in a soon to be yet written and named film.
What says you?

Better than Bill Macy for a choice?

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Otherwise known as William H
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Postby coldharvest » Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:32 am

...but isn't that you in the bottom middle of the picture 'photo-shop hugging' Ms. Anderson?
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you have to remember what "you" would look like
hunched over a keyboard in front of a monitor

My actor would be hunched over his keyboard with tears of laughter steaming down his face.
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Postby vagabond » Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:37 am

You've crossed the line when you belittle William H Macy. Asshole.
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