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If the BFC were a movie who would want to play you?

Postby rickshaw92 » Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:20 pm

I pick Brad Pitt in his roll as Floyd, the scruffy, constantly stoned guy in the movie True Romance. I think of the scene where the mobsters come looking for there coke and he offers then a bowl is cool.
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Postby Douchebag » Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:36 pm

Peter North or TTBoy.
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Postby Q » Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:39 pm

Malcolm McDowell as Alex in "A Clockwork Orange."

Not because I think I'm a badass, but because he didn't give a fuck about authority.
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Postby vagabond » Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:39 pm

Val Kilmer in Top Gun.
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Postby Kurt » Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:58 pm

I'd play myself. Like those Woody Allen movies from the 70's and 80's.

Either that or I would bring that Adam Rich guy out of retirement (from 8 is Enough) He kinda looked like me as a kid and perhaps he looks like me as an adult too.
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Postby Slam » Wed Dec 06, 2006 4:07 pm

Matt Stone as Dave the Lighting Guy in Orgazmo.
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Postby shivers » Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:02 pm

I dunno who I want to play me, but I'd like to play the role of either RYP or coldharvest.
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Postby rickshaw92 » Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:12 pm

Now that would indeed be interesting Shivers, however you dressed in a bear costume while playing Coldharvest would not work. People wanna see some skin!
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Postby Sri Lanky » Wed Dec 06, 2006 9:02 pm

Myself.....I gots myself a Jew friend who was a promoter in Hollywood who said a movie should be made about my life.

Firefighter/biker/maybe cop,maybe not/bi-polar moron/lifelong brother of the Sioux,man.

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Postby Aryan » Wed Dec 06, 2006 9:04 pm

Naturally, I'd be played by Al Pacino.

But the one from the 70s, he'd be way too old now.
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Postby sparrow » Wed Dec 06, 2006 9:12 pm

Kurt wrote:I'd play myself. Like those Woody Allen movies from the 70's and 80's.

Either that or I would bring that Adam Rich guy out of retirement (from 8 is Enough) He kinda looked like me as a kid and perhaps he looks like me as an adult too.

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He might be a bit short for you Kurt.
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Postby dogtanian » Wed Dec 06, 2006 9:13 pm

Kevin Bishop of the film Pot Luck (a.k.a. L'Auberge Espagnole), food of love, and Muppet Treasure Island... amongst others....
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Postby Wayne » Wed Dec 06, 2006 9:55 pm

Wow, well as others have stated I'd probably play myself (make it easy on the stunt men) but if I had my 'druthers I'd pick Liam Neeson or Eric Bana (they'd both have to have their legs shortened or use "forced perspective") as, alas, Heston is now a bit too old.

Nicholson might be an option but he's not as sarcastic as I am, plus he's also a tad long in the tooth and much more randy than I by all accounts.
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Postby shivers » Wed Dec 06, 2006 10:56 pm

Yeah, he sorta looks like you, Kurt, but geeze! No self-respecting Flaggers would let this loser play them in a movie. From imdb.com:

Biography for
Adam Rich (II)

Height
5' 3" (1.60 m)
Trivia
In 1996 "Might" magazine ran a spoof on dead celebrities and included Adam's name in their list, which was picked up and ran by other media. In fact, the article was just a spoof and Adam was very much alive. Nonetheless, many people are still surprised when they find out he is alive today.

Adam was arrested several times from 1983-91 for drugs, shoplifting & breaking and entering.

In April 1991, he smashed a pharmacy window in an attempt to steal drugs. He was arrested and was bailed out by his TV dad, Dick Van Patten. He was almost immediately rearrested, this time for shoplifting. He pled no contest to both charges.

Started smoking marijuana at age 10.

Dropped out of high school at age 17, in 1986.

Feb. 20, 2003: charged with DUI after nearly hitting a police car on a closed-off section of I-10 in Los Angeles on Dec. 18, 2002.

Was number 73 on vh1's "100 Greatest Kid Stars" (2005)
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Postby uber-liberal » Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:01 pm

Bobcat Goldthwait in Shakes the Clown, or Mickey Rourke in Barfly.
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