Awful beer.

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Re: Awful beer.

Postby rickshaw92 » Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:07 pm

My old bartender used to do that clamato juice in the beer thing. I dont for the life of me know why.
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby Hitoru » Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:52 am

I've drank a few gallons of that chellata shit. Back in the 70's my uncle mixed V-8 and Miller's highlife ? I drank it then and for some reason I'll drink it on occasion. I know quite of few people that drink Clamato and beer.
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby kilroy » Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:04 pm

i'll admit i enjoy a chelada when chilling on the beach or barbecueing on a hot summer day. more than a couple would be gut rot city, so only one or two before moving onto real beer.

and the clamato thing should make sense to anyone who takes a beer chaser with bloody mary's.
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby Lwilliams » Tue Oct 07, 2008 5:10 pm

hello all,
Michelob Ultra. A-B's "low carb" offering. Sampled at a reunion when there was nothing else in the plastic garbage can filled with ice.

I prefer something stronger and more interesting-----absinthe, it even has inspired some famous artists in Europe.
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby kilroy » Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:02 pm

tell me more about this wonderful absinthe stuff, if it inspired european artists it must be for me!
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby el3so » Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:41 pm

kilroy wrote: and the clamato thing should make sense to anyone who takes a beer chaser with bloody mary's.


WTF? Chasers are only appropriate when doing shots...
Heard/read about the tomato juice in beer as well, think it is due to taste. Sounds like a poof way to just drink less IMHO
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby kilroy » Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:17 am

el3so wrote:
kilroy wrote: and the clamato thing should make sense to anyone who takes a beer chaser with bloody mary's.


WTF? Chasers are only appropriate when doing shots...
Heard/read about the tomato juice in beer as well, think it is due to taste. Sounds like a poof way to just drink less IMHO


it's called a beer chaser, but it's not a chaser in the sense of using it to soften the blow of booze you just drank. the flavor of a good beer just goes well with a good bloody mary. personally i've never tried the clamato thing, but it doesn't really sound too terrible to me is all.
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby Stiv » Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:01 am

The seafood place I used to tend bar at called bloody marys with clam broth (from steamer orders) "Clamdiggers".

Quite tasty as long as it was not bottled clam juice.

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Re: Awful beer.

Postby Greggy_N » Thu Oct 09, 2008 12:26 pm

FYI, the chelada style...thank Mexico...I first encountered this concoction when I moved to the border. Down here it is called a Michelada (sp?). I tried to like it...no luck yet...
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby Caliban » Sun Oct 26, 2008 8:26 pm

lightstalker wrote:What is the worst kind of beer that has ever passed your lips?.




er...mmm...eh....phw......no, sorry. Don't understand the question
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby Caliban » Sun Oct 26, 2008 8:35 pm

lightstalker wrote:Where on earth did the idea of adding tomato juice to beer come from?.That does not sound very appealing at all.


Burn the witch that thought of that...and strawbeerry flavour. OH AND THE TWAT THAT POLLUTED BEER WITH CHOCLATE.
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Postby el3so » Tue Oct 28, 2008 10:08 pm

kilroy wrote: not a chaser in the sense of using it to soften the blow of booze you just drank. the flavor of a good beer just goes well with a good bloody mary.


Man, that sounds like a hang-over cure that works!
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby andy » Sun Jan 25, 2009 1:40 am

I don't know if I mentioned this already, but Royal Bitter from Tonga is miserable shite.
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby lightstalker » Sun Jan 25, 2009 2:34 am

andy wrote:I don't know if I mentioned this already, but Royal Bitter from Tonga is miserable shite.
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I can confirm that.

"Fiji Bitter" is also disgusting
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Re: Awful beer.

Postby RangeRover83 » Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:00 am

Desperados Tequila Flavored Beer

Smells bad and tastes worse.
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