I have been reported to the United Nations

[Kurt]

Me?
What does that mean exactly? I am but a humble Canadian historian with limited knowledge of your fancy computational devices.

It means your ISP used to randomly assign IPs and one day while Mach was in your town he was at a computer annoying me and the ISP in your area just happend to have assigned his computer an IP address that was identical to one you had ages ago.

All this really proves is that it pays not to be reckless when banning people.

[pritchard]

ah, I see... In the future my super secret Not-Mach Authentication Code is "Ceremonial Weasel"...

[Caliban]

ah, I see... In the future my super secret Not-Mach Authentication Code is "Ceremonial Weasel"...

That of course,could be a double bluff and you are in fact Mach, seething inside, acid hatred burning at your gut as you portray your alter ego of average decent Canadian guy. Watch him Kurt. Be afraid, very afraid.

[Ultra Swain]

ah, I see... In the future my super secret Not-Mach Authentication Code is "Ceremonial Weasel"...

There goes my safeword.

[RYP]

There was a dark period in the history of the Flag in which the voices in Kurt's head told him that in order to ban Mach he must ban everyone who could not prove they weren't Mach. The plague spread across the seven continents until one suspicious IP address remained. When that too was removed from the face of the earth, Kurt rested. Now after slowly repopulating the earth with Flaggers, Kurt's suspicion grows deeper every day.

[pritchard]

How do we know that RYP hasn't been Mach all the time!!! Have you noticed that they never posted at the same time!
Surely there are more than coincidental parallels between their residential school upbringing in the wilds of Canada, love of wearing sleeveless shirts under bridges, eloquent prose, and understanding of the subtleties of international law.

We're through the looking glass here people...

[Caliban]

How do we know that RYP hasn't been Mach all the time!!! Have you noticed that they never posted at the same time!
Surely there are more than coincidental parallels between their residential school upbringing in the wilds of Canada, love of wearing sleeveless shirts under bridges, eloquent prose, and understanding of the subtleties of international law.

We're through the looking glass here people...

In fact, what do we REALLY know about Kurt? Has anyone ever seen Kurt , RYP and Mach at the same time,eh,eh,eh? I really think we should be told.

[Kurt]

Me, RYP and Mach would make an interesting brunch.....

I was just sorting all my e-mails and I have them placed into sections so I can sort them.

There is a board development section with e-mails relating to issues and upgrades and plans for this site.

There is a tech support section for keeping track of BFC user problems and questions.

There is a second technical problem section where I placed the correspondence from out webhost.

There is a bounced e-mail section

There is a user registration section where notices of new users appears.

And finally there is a "Mach section".

All correspondence with all other non-mach flaggers about technical problems and questions since 2004 is only 15 e-mails more than all the ones Mach sent me since 2005.

One gem I found was one where Mach was complaining about being banned and he refered to ROB as a "career criminal" for some reason.

The earliest Mach themed e-mail was actually from another user here who forwarded me a bunch of e-mails where Mach threatend to call the RCMP and sue this poster for "cyber-libel". This was before his bile was turned towards us and this poster wanted me to know what Mach was really like...I guess I ignored the posters advice then since I have no recollection of reading that e-mail.

[RYP]

Mach sends me emails in spurts. Usually all hatey and threatey and then when his diaper dries out he gets all apologizey and sorry. I don't even really read em. I put them to music and release them as folk songs in Albania. They are big on hate and unrequited love there.

[Texas Carnie Roadshow]

You could always just set up a blog of his emails. It would make for and interesting "huh?"

[Kurt]

You could always just set up a blog of his emails. It would make for and interesting "huh?"

Sadly no.

Most are just long replays of previous e-mails (I think, they are really hard to read).

There was one where he wrote a short peace offering and then for the PS he told me he was still very upset with me and then the PPS he told me to fuck off and that he wanted all of his accounts deleted and all of his posts gone.

Then there was one that he sent me pretending to be a friend of his or someone and refered to himself in the third person as "Max cannot afford a lawyer" and warning me that if Max ever could afford a lawyer then I would be arrested and Pelton would be stuck in court and have to pay alot of money. But he forgot that he had his real name as the person sending the e-mail.

Apparently there exists recorded phone calls where he did the same thing...which I would like to hear.

[RYP]

Oh yeah I forgot the fake Mach. The only entity on the planet that would ask numerous questions about Mach. Only to forget that he didn't change his email address...

[ReptilianKittenEater]

Just so everyone knows I objected to the lonelymoon ban. I kinda liked him and I hope he returns.

Lonelymoon was banned? I thought the dude was MIA or just busy. Why did you guys ban him? I thought he was pretty harmless.

I though he was decapitated and his head was on a stick outside Ottawa I thought he was alive and functioning fine.

His gay wannabe show would start a trend of straight bashing.