Can America Trust Bermuda?

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Should the US Strike Bermuda Before They Attack Tampa?

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Can America Trust Bermuda?

Postby Dim » Fri Aug 20, 2004 2:14 am

Is a pre-emptive attack advisable?
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Postby patriot » Fri Aug 20, 2004 2:24 am

I'm confused...
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Postby ReptilianKittenEater » Fri Aug 20, 2004 2:35 am

Take out Tuvalu while you're at it.....take heed of my warnings.....
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Postby Kurt » Fri Aug 20, 2004 2:37 am

Of course. They have fouled our great nation long enough with tacky shorts.
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Postby Texas Carnie Roadshow » Fri Aug 20, 2004 2:38 am

Don't know, but I'm still keeping my eye on Wisconsin.
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Postby Tejas » Fri Aug 20, 2004 2:42 am

i think the guys at the USN base there would be pissed. It's supposed to be a pretty smooth gig.

i wish bermuda and cuba would get in a fight so that we could see raft wars. it would like a survivor competition.
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Postby Bobby Sands » Fri Aug 20, 2004 2:54 am

Tejas wrote:i think the guys at the USN base there would be pissed. It's supposed to be a pretty smooth gig.

i wish bermuda and cuba would get in a fight so that we could see raft wars. it would like a survivor competition.



USN base in Bermuda is history:
http://www.bermuda-online.org/milquit.htm

And if Bermuda and Cuba got into a fight, it would be the United Kingdom fighting for Bermuda because the UK is responsible for Bermuda's military defense.
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Postby Tejas » Fri Aug 20, 2004 3:02 am

whoops, so it is.

so how fast do you think the UK can get there rafts there to fight with Cuba Bobby?
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Postby Bobby Sands » Fri Aug 20, 2004 3:07 am

Tejas wrote:so how fast do you think the UK can get there rafts there to fight with Cuba Bobby?


Ask the Argentines... you can probably use the Falklands/Malvinas War as a gauge.
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Postby Tejas » Fri Aug 20, 2004 3:11 am

mighty fast rafts then. probably that legendary scottish balsa wood lashing industry.
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Postby Bobby Sands » Fri Aug 20, 2004 3:19 am

Tejas wrote:mighty fast rafts then. probably that legendary scottish balsa wood lashing industry.


It ain't so much the rafts, but rather the jump jets they keep on their rafts.

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