Media RYP Blog Attack!

[RYP]

Jumper I am sure we will give you a reach around if you behave yourself.

[trueblue5x5]

You know - BFC really has it all!

Content , Crassness, Comedy and the most incredible visual aids ever!

Where on earth do you fellas FIND all these hilarious pics??? HOW do you do it? Geeesh! I'm currently hangin' out in cyberspace more than in real life and I can't find the time to locate the sheer VOLUME of crazee pics you all seem to have at your fingertips! Don't stop! I'm fixing on my BFC jones whenever I need a break from the cyber studies! LOL

I'm NOT complaining - its hilarious even when its vile and vitriolic.

As a lowly newbie Female BFCer I can say that I would include Penta in that "Thank Gawd there's a gorgeous female who contributes to the intellectual and visual stimulus package here! LOL But does that make me Betty Freidan-ish??? Ohhhh Noooooooo!!!!!

But I like cats and guns and peace! Oh nooooooO! WHat's happened to me!???? Arghhhhh!

BTW I just read the RYP article referenced somewhere in this very long thread,.... I thought it well written and well balanced and very appropriate for the Mag it was written for. WTF? It sounds very much like what Ive heard from freinds and family who are there as mil soldiers or Dod civilians,... just sayin' WTF? Wished I could write as well! RYP you packed a whole lot of info into the story - I for one appreciated the tone and insights along the way. This Blogobattle seems to be part of the mad dog scramble of so many hungry baby birds who havent flown yet,.screaming for Mom to feed them! .. plus 'MSM' [my definition would be the TV news shows ] -are just and only that- truth took a backseat LONG ago to "ratings" and readership is merely the digital age version of that diety. They know nothing from truth! It s all about "making readership". I know of too many folks who are living trip wires, just doing a job - and that's all that keeps them together -much less over there. We're making more of 'em everyday- here and there!

5X5 out

[RYP]

welcome to the Flag. But please let me know if anyone on the forum tries to sell you their dirty underwear... we have a full spectrum of evolution here

[Kurt]

I rate my primates not by cranial capacity and tool use but instead by the thing that truely matters:

Brachiation.

Therefore the Gibbon is at the top of the evolutionary totem pole as far as I am concerned.

While our species alternated between stroking our chins making full use of our apposable thumbs and brains, the Gibbon is nobley swinging from tree to tree, making lots of noise and mating for life.

Anyway..evolutionary charts are all wrong. Since I have been spot on with the recession I am not taking on an alternative view of evolutionary biology.

Join me next week when I debunk nuclear physics and the laws of thermal exchange.

[Jumper]

Welcome 5x5, Trueblue, whatever your name is.

Yeah, I agree, I had some fun on this thread.

And for you luv, a gay star trek pirate on a unicorn. Arrrrrghhh!!!!!! (Kurt gets to be this guy) :))))

[Jäeger]

Kurt:

making lots of noise and mating for life

And this is "progress"? I'd rather devolve and enjoy my primate life.

[trueblue5x5]

OMG [laughing uncontrollably]
Thanks all for the warm welcomes ...Am just happy to have stumbled upon such a motley crew of sympathetic 'outposters'. ;^) Good fun nice to decompress with...

RYP No worries! Living so close to 'the mountain' I have a full contingent of 'underpants gnomes' who eagerly await the first shipment of said BFC undies! They love 'em regardless of condition! Be they soiled or pristine! I asked once what they did with them- and their answer was "make profits!" [I think theyve been watching too many South Parks- or Banking Hearings? ] - so no worries! The evolution chart - I mean it! Where the frak do you get this stuff so handily???!! LOL Am just finishing L.T.K book. I'm impressed and appreciative. Looking forward to reading more. Dont know how you manage to keep up with all this but I'm glad you do.

Kurt; Hmmmm Brachiation eh? Sounds idyllic & naive -yet far nobler than homo sapians! Could explain why they are on the endangered species list now? [IE the mate for life part?]

And Jumper! [or whatever the hell YOUR name is!] You're Psychic indeed! For I am a Mermaid! A 'known entity' in the sub tropical arena of shipwreck scavengers. And I am both "happy AND gay" and adore pirates on unicorns ESPECIALLY with rainbows! Awwwwwww! Google 'Da Moimaid michele. That's just another nickname. Or, Fluer De Lampaul -in Salt Cay. Another slice of my life a few years back. Can't translate the [German?] narration -but I'm explaining to the crew what I was doing there. [ as she dons her groucho glasses and wiggles her fake eyebrows]


" Be Kind" ..... nil desperendum Dudes! Thanks for the giggle buzz!

[RYP]

A recent story about Jumper....

Nude burglar surfs porn
Friday, April 27, 2007
Computer

Two New Jersey gay housemates got a bit of a surprise late in the night last Friday when they discovered a burglar, naked except for socks and sneakers, surfing pornography on their computer.
A gay guy was sleeping upstairs in the house in Hackettstown, NJ, when he heard what he thought was his housemate coming home at around midnight. He wondered why his housemate was walking around and making noise so much.

The answer to this came at around 1a.m., when his other gay housemate actually returned. the first gay guy reported hearing a string of expletives as his housemate discovered a naked man sitting at the computer.

Jumper apologized, signed off from the Flag and went home.

[JamesInTheWorld]

Is RYP still crying about this?

This is like when celebrities complain that people take pictures of them picking up the newspaper off of their front lawn in their underwear

Don’t be a celebrity if you don’t want negative attention or outright lies written about you RYP - I mean dang dude, its not like you haven’t made yourself a multi-millionaire off of your celebrity status. Laugh all the way to the bank when “happyPMC1973” write shit about you instead of crying about it and calling your lawyers






~JITW

[rickshaw92]

and the most incredible visual aids ever!

[coldharvest]

seriously, you need sunscreen....and some netting around your knees to catch your nuts.

[RYP]

I'm crying? James as I look across the hood of my pimped out Bentley doing donuts on my putting green in front of Casa Del Pelton out of sheer boredom I wonder why you would think that I am sad? Perhaps I will discuss this in my 6pm celebrity rehab meeting with Paris, Lindsay and Donald. I am so famous dude that they are doing a reality show about my reality show. Pass me a grape.

[coldharvest]

as I look across the hood of my pimped out Bentley

I thought you were selling that and getting a helicopter? or was that your wife's Bentley?

[RYP]

No it was the gardners' Bentley (I give them away when they reach 500 miles) he uses to drive from the servants quarters to the lower 48 so he can use gold plated nose hair scissors to trim my putting green.

[JamesInTheWorld]

I'm crying? James as I look across the hood of my pimped out Bentley doing donuts on my putting green in front of Casa Del Pelton out of sheer boredom I wonder why you would think that I am sad? Perhaps I will discuss this in my 6pm celebrity rehab meeting with Paris, Lindsay and Donald. I am so famous dude that they are doing a reality show about my reality show. Pass me a grape.

Errrr… Dude you are a rich celebrity (not hating, its just a fact)

I am so famous dude that they are doing a reality show about my reality show.

You are doing a reality show dude - lol!


~JITW