most aesthetically pleasing berry

[lonelymoon]

vote here for your best berry...

[Steve]

How about the dingle berries that are clogging your ass? Can we vote for that?

Steve

PS - Great post! Really fucking brilliant!

[lonelymoon]

"your ass"

are you using "your" in the general sense of meaning "anyone's ass", get your clearance priced items while supplies last!" or do you mean your as in me personally?

[lonelymoon]

and steve, maybe its not "really fucking brilliant" but "really fucking brilliantly..."

[Steve]

As in: Why don't you go and lick YOUR dog’s ass? Why don't you stuff YOUR fist up YOUR wife’s twat? Why don’t you go and teach YOUR retarded students how to post their own stupid fucking questions on BFC?

There, I think I've clarified it for you.

Steve

[lonelymoon]

no, coldhearted, not an asshole. Just a fellow BFCer.

[lonelymoon]

steve, my students are not "retarded" That would be the area of "special education" or "spec ed" as it is known in its abbreviated form.

[lonelymoon]

how do I become a BFCer? Well I bought the book read and enjoyed it, found the website, became a registered user, came in and had a look around, contributed my 2 cents and I guess that's it.

[lonelymoon]

well, I think its likely that I'm not the only poster here who doesn't actually travel, work, soldier, etc. in the countries in the book. After reading around here though, I guess many do. So if there are true Flaggers versus armchair Flaggers, then I guess I'm in the armchair group. try to inject a little humour, which I'm not the only one doing obviously. where does that leave it?

[lonelymoon]

fair enough. now, how about the fishers? seen one?

[Kasca]

Raspberry, because cherries are a fruit.

[lonelymoon]

um, cherries not berries why? because they don't have seeds? oranges and apples have seeds though. let's see.... and cherries have one seed called a "pit" Remember Irma Bombeck's "If Life Is A Bowl Of Cherries, What am I Doing in the Pits"? and kids are sending loveletters via "blackberries" Berries are so complex...

[Billy]

Way to go raspberries!!

A 100% win record - I've never liked strawberries, they're sooooooo girly

[Kasca]

Raspberries ROCK, Baby ;-)

[lonelymoon]

not many around Algonquin? really? I thought that would be the place. The one I saw stuffed was at a nearby bird sanctuary and this thing was about the size of a fox with a long weasel body and about 2 inch claws and fangs hanging over its lip. Its weird that most people had never heard of them until about 5 years ago when the MNR began to reintroduce them and then --so the urban legend goes--they began eating cats, jumping on hikers backs and so on. My brother and his wife saw one while out on the skidoos one time and they didn't know what it was until they saw a picture of one on the net later. took off as soon as they saw it. kind of swims as it runs. I thought you'd have a good story about someone cornering one with a shovel in a barn or something... ah well, the quest continues. Definitely lots of moose up there though... saw a few driving through on the way to Parry Sound last summer