Letter To The Management

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Letter To The Management

Postby RYP » Sat Apr 04, 2009 3:17 am

From Mach for those who wonder why we ban folks from the forum:

From: bogarts_dream@popstar.com
To: kurteisner@hotmail.com
Date: Thu, 2 Apr 2009 22:07:37 -0500
Subject: Re: New password activation

Dear Management

Sorry about that. Just feeling very,very unemployed right now which
is rough....emailing resumes with cover letters left, right and center for seemingly
weeks on end....which only makes travel further and further on the horizon
not closer..I had even been hoping for a travel job or a job interview that
would(could) I travel to.....so sorry about that. As everyone knows, the
recession has a lot of people by the throat. I had "thunk", my name posted at
the Flag might have had some thing to do with potential employers not
hiring/interviewing me, but with that said since the blog has
gone from pot to pott-ee, if they ever did...its up to me to keep knocking on
doors till one opens. Perhaps I need to be more resourceful within, anyway
this is a lengthy apology as it is, I doubt if it will result in an un-banning, but
just so you know, I would not be taking spite with the Flag for my lack of
employment. I have to get a job..pay bills like anyone, so again: sorry.
Take care - Bo Dog Supreme

PS No problem. Just apologizing.

Oh and I think $16,000 in damages is a good number, that way I dont have to give some
greedy lawyer any cut.
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Re: Letter To The Management

Postby coldharvest » Sat Apr 04, 2009 4:55 am

Beware the barrenness of a busy life.
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Re: Letter To The Management

Postby LechoZX » Sat Apr 04, 2009 5:10 am

That's everybody's excuse these days.

"Why have you become a couch potato?"

"The economy man..."

"Want to go out Friday night?"

"I don't know... this economy"
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Re: Letter To The Management

Postby Kurt » Sat Apr 04, 2009 7:13 am

The part I liked was when he kept it straight until he decided to ask me for $16,000. You can just see him typing it out and then waiting...trying to assure me there is no problem...then he waited some more....then he realizes that he needs some money and blames us for not having any so he asks for it.

Max: Just file the lawsuit already.
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Re: Letter To The Management

Postby RYP » Sat Apr 04, 2009 7:20 am

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Re: Letter To The Management

Postby coldharvest » Sat Apr 04, 2009 7:22 am

I'll give him $10 if he puts on that little pirate costume and does a monkey dance.
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Re: Letter To The Management

Postby RYP » Sat Apr 04, 2009 7:26 am

his demand is kinda half way between a Cambodian panhandler and a gay gangster using a dildo
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Re: Letter To The Management

Postby coldharvest » Sat Apr 04, 2009 7:32 am

RYP wrote:his demand is kinda half way between a Cambodian panhandler and a gay gangster using a dildo

....ewww, either way we'd better not turn our back on him.
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Re: Letter To The Management

Postby RYP » Sat Apr 04, 2009 7:38 am

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Re: Letter To The Management

Postby Kurt » Sat Apr 04, 2009 7:47 am

As the night goes on and as I don't get to sleep this is just getting funnier to think about.

$16,000 Why that amount? Why not more? I mean if he seriously thinks the reason he cannot get a job is because of us then why not ask for a few hundred thousand.

I think I will look for something frivolous and useless for $16,000 ...like a broken watch that is made out of paper...buy it and post it a picture of me wearing it while taking a bath.
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Re: Letter To The Management

Postby RYP » Sat Apr 04, 2009 7:53 am

Years supply of cardboard: $200
Library Card Fee: $10
Porn Download Fees: $12000
Copies of My Book to Impress Chicks: $3000
Damages for Making Him Famous: $30
Handkerchiefs To Blow His Nose In After Crying: $60
Bus Fare So He Can Meet Chicks On Them While Reading My Books: $700

Total Demand $16,000

Canadian Federal, State and City Tax: $18,000

We are saving him $2000 by not paying him.
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Re: Letter To The Management

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Re: Letter To The Management

Postby RYP » Sat Apr 04, 2009 8:04 am

A hasselhof wanna be who rides a Sportser covered in birdshit....???
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Re: Letter To The Management

Postby Woodsman » Sat Apr 04, 2009 3:35 pm

Maybe he looks like a stalker? What does falconry have to do with riding or leather? They do make decent leather by the way - it's just that jacket with all the zippers looks dated and too michael jacksonish to be anything but GAY...and maybe that was the point?
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Re: Letter To The Management

Postby Fansy » Sat Apr 04, 2009 7:13 pm

if mach gets a handout just for being a loony sack of depressive shit -

i want mine too

but i'm not a native/minority/fag so i dunno how that would factor in..?
that dude put a fish's weiner in his mouth until tartar sauce came out and y'all are arguing semantics like it unsucks the dick and makes it not count or something
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