Marriage

by **Land Rover** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 12:20 am

patriot wrote:
patriot... she's at work.

Send her some flowers and a teddy bear.

or just bend her over when she gets home. that's much better than a stuffed animal. Guys know nothing....

by **lonelymoon** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 12:24 am

thats the problem

cant just bend her over...

need cofee, conversation, moment of emotional recogniton...

a soft electric touch on the side of the face

*light kisses on the forehead*
etc.

by **Land Rover** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 12:58 am

lonelymoon wrote:thats the problem

cant just bend her over...

need cofee, conversation, moment of emotional recogniton...

a soft electric touch on the side of the face

*light kisses on the forehead*
etc.

do that first dumbass, then bend her over. have i taught you nothing?

by **ReptilianKittenEater** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 12:58 am

seektravelinfo wrote:
All I can say, anyone of you guys would be lucky to have us, paid or unpaid.

But only alpha males, right?

Svissers, that guy sounded like a grade A fuck, how did he ever find a woman to spend the rest of her life with him?

Shivers, you made my life sound a lot more boring.

by **RYP** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 1:08 am

God help us...Lonely moon finds romance on Thorntree...gets marriage counciling from coldharvest...oh fuck whats next...zen guru yoda training from Sri Lanky?

Free advice:
a) Take a snapshot, pack yer shit, move on.
b) get off the fucking computer lock yourself in a room until its good and
c) Call that guy dressed like a donkey to see if he is free for a drink tonight.

by **shivers** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 2:21 am

Don't be so sure, RKE.

Oh, and I'm single. No big surprise. Maybe one day I will find someone who can handle a whore like me. My standards are pretty high though.

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