VOTE! Black Flag Cafe Awards 2009

[Royal]

you've had an extraordinary year and deserve a big present from Santa.

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[RYP]

Is there a best when no post is an island? Even the wittiest of us require an audience who gets it and a larger audience of dullards who don't


But what is truly worth noting is that this forum was my PRIVATE filing cabinet for updates and trivia and magically people began to appear and post their own factoids and comments. And then it took off from there.

[Hitoru]

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VOTE! Black Flag Cafe Awards 2009


FLAGGER:
Best poster:Nowonmai-having no life as shut-in you know.
Worst poster:Denise
Weirdest poster: WS Duncanbinns/ Holland/Hitoru
Funniest poster:Uncle Swain/coldharvest

Best moderator:Kurt-he's the only one worth a shit.
Worst moderator:Hitoru

BFcer Most likely to Succeed: At what, getting executed ?
BFcer Least Likely to Succeed: Loaded Question

Poster You Have Learned The Most From: Anyone who doesn't re post/cut and paste mainstream stories we see everywhere else. You know who you are and you all live to suck hershey squirts from anuses you lame fucks.

The Black Flag "Get A Room" Award:Denise and redacted

Flagger Most Likely To Be Posting From His Mother in laws Basement: coldharvest
Flagger Most Likely to Be Posting From An Actual Dangerous Place: Medivac,Farmdog.

Most missed flaggers:Stiv & shivers

THREADS
Best thread:Flips Photos
Worst thread:19 D's work related pics.
Funniest thread: Too many to remember
Weirdest Thread: Anything Col KKK posts & WS Duncanbinns

Best Avatar:All of Hitoru's

Most Asked Question:What to do in....?
Most Obvious Answer: Get drunk, smoke the local drugs, wrap that rascal and stay out of jail.

POSTS
Funniest Post:Most likely one of Calibans.
Most Disturbing Photo: Most of RYPs

PSYOPS
Most Informed Poster:Kurt
Least informed poster:Denise
The Black Flag Crystal Ball "Nailed It" Award:Mike the banker

REAL WORLD
Most Discussed DP:Afghanistan /Somalia
Least Discussed DP:Bougainvillea

Most Traveled Flagger:RYP/SSR
Least Traveled Flagger:Denise

[Caliban]

VOTE! Black Flag Cafe ALTERNATIVE AWARDS Awards 2009

For all the real DPers,lurkers and newbies who came, saw, said WTF and left

FLAGGER:
Best poster:kaizan

Worst poster: prankmonkey

Weirdest poster: Big Milk

Funniest poster: j1334



BFcer Most likely to Succeed: Archon

BFcer Least Likely to Succeed: sheprd

Poster You Have Learned The Most From: sunnygirl

The Black Flag "Get A Room" Award: IwannaWonder


Flagger Most Likely To Be Posting From His Mother's Basement: Pudd McGirthy

Flagger Most Likely to Be Posting From An Actual Dangerous Place: lights


Most missed flagger: any here

THREADS
Best thread: Scotch

Worst thread: Mr. Smugglr

Funniest thread:

Weirdest Thread: braille_teeth


Best Avatar: Didn’tget the chance

Most Asked Question: Im new here

Most Obvious Answer: “Where’d they go?”

POSTS
Funniest Post: blaster


Most Disturbing Photo: rubberhand

PSYOPS
Most Informed Poster: oldawg

Least informed poster: rotten03

The Black Flag Crystal Ball "Nailed It" Award: Adri


REAL WORLD
Most Discussed DP: sailorjack

Least Discussed DP: yorda


Most Traveled Flagger: Deadly-Revenge

Least Traveled Flagger: Optrix


There was a theme to this piece of nonsense, if you are bored enough or sad enough to follow it....like I was

[JamesInTheWorld]

I also predict that RYP won’t release a new edition of WMDP for yet another year


~JITW

[RYP]

You would be wrong but I will send you a dead drop location to send the money :))

Caliban...is there some alternative world Flag I don't know about??? My favorite posts are the ones people write late at night when they are drunk and then beg me to delete them next day. Like shooting stars in the black flag firmament.

Remember its not about winning...its about how well you answer the questions...

[Caliban]

You would be wrong but I will send you a dead drop location to send the money :))

Caliban...is there some alternative world Flag I don't know about??? My favorite posts are the ones people write late at night when they are drunk and then beg me to delete them next day. Like shooting stars in the black flag firmament.

Remember its not about winning...its about how well you answer the questions...

My choices were all one in a Million. All carefully chosen single posters.

That who wants to be a millionaire still is very cruel. But piss yourself laughing funny.

[RYP]

Mr Caliban, you are a sick demented man..Rub three dirty ones out and say five thousand hail maries.

[coldharvest]

Mr Caliban, you are a sick demented man..Rub three dirty ones out and say five thousand hail maries.

....I have to point out that saying 3 Hail Mary's and rubbing out 5,000 dirty ones would be a more apt punishment.

[Sri Lanky]

Jefe had some of the best drunken rants.....always something to do with bitch-slapping or ripping people's heads off.

Jefe needs lots of hugs.

[SRR]

Well shit folks, is it that time again? I get down from the Burj Dub....I mean KhalEEEEfa and get some single malts at the Burj.... uh, El-Er-Ab and here it turns out you're all ranking yourselves again. So let me peer into my crystal whisky glass and see come what mhey:

FLAGGER:
Best poster: Medevac (God bless his cotton socks, always running away from Dubai to get away from me)
Worst poster: Lots of fluff here these days, really. Can't be arsed to keep track.
Weirdest poster: Yorick, for being assumably dead but still harassing beyond the grave.
Funniest poster: Coldharvest. Because he cares.

Best moderator: Kurt
Worst moderator: Kurt (for a few specific reasons)

BFcer Most likely to Succeed: Mikethehack (impressing and amazing in dodgy locales as always)
BFcer Least Likely to Succeed: Do you really think I gots fooking time to remember who they are?!
Poster You Have Learned The Most From: Vlindsay & Penta. Go figure. Good God thank-you 2009 is over.
The Black Flag "Get A Room" Award: Amanda Lindhout. But I guess she already got one and got tired of it. Za-ZING!

Flagger Most Likely To Be Posting From His Mother's Basement: Johnnyfishfinger (are you ever going to PM me, you pussy?)
Flagger Most Likely to Be Posting From An Actual Dangerous Place: Flipflop - if it's only his bathroom after quaffing 5 pints of scotch in 1 sitting

Most missed flagger: NIJ. Seriously. Angola guide's doing extremely well. and he's MIA.

THREADS
Best thread: Flipflop and Penta having fun together.
Worst thread: Any innocuous banter pulled out from the ass of Google News with no context or personal affection from the fookaire posting it.
Funniest thread: Anything by Sri Lanky
Weirdest Thread: Anything by Sri Lanky

Best Avatar: Venturi. Thanks for coming back and wasting your time here. In the future I'll pay you for appearances.

Most Asked Question: "How do I teach English to lesbian native americans in Japan for money and get paid lots for it? Do I need anything beyond a highschool education to get paid $100K for this? Can you hire me now because I am anonymous and on an internet forum?"
Most Obvious Answer: "Talk to Yorick. He has the answer"

POSTS
Funniest Post: Ultra-Swain and his "so long" bande-annonce to the BFC. Except I hear he's back. Damn, life has a terrible habit of going on despite all else......
Most Disturbing Photo: tiger wood's quote-unquote "mistress"

PSYOPS
Most Informed Poster: If I told you I'd have to kill you.
Least informed poster: Certain non-entities who blithely remain in ignorance.
The Black Flag Crystal Ball "Nailed It" Award: Gotta be flipflop. Scotch does that to ya.

REAL WORLD
Most Discussed DP: USA
Least Discussed DP: Haiti

Most Traveled Flagger: Medevac. God bless his battered suitcase.
Least Traveled Flagger: Johnnyfishfinger. (will he ever PM me? Prolly not.)

Okay, that's all for this year. Back to the French grind. Or UAE Grind. Or Nepalese grind. Fuck, who knows. But I do have a nice single malt here. And a cigar.

[Moosehead]

Interesting to read your takes on the board. I am out of touch. It's good not to get any accusations/awards ever.

[crotalus01]

Heh. Proud member since March 2004 and never been voted for in any of the BFC yearly polls. Kind of a badge of honor I guess...

edit to add I think it was earlier than that but March 2004 was when the original board changed to the current format (I think...)

[el3so]

Heh. Proud member since March 2004 and never been voted for in any of the BFC yearly polls. Kind of a badge of honor I guess...

Didn't you get the 2002 "most likely to be hitting themselves over the head on account of not getting it on with Winona" award? ;-)

Most missed: Stiv, shivers, Renard, Expat, Dim, Laal Khan, ROB, ER3, and yep, special mention for flipflop and mr nowonmai. The list could go on for a while, some names are harder to remember...

Can't be bothered to fill in all the other nominations, think I never did that earlier years neither.

[crotalus01]

Most missed for me would be NUNYA and Meghan - last I heard Meghan was in Yemen but that was a few years ago.