A stake of holly through each and every one of your hearts!

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Re: A stake of holly through each and every one of your hearts!

Postby pritchard » Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:15 pm

You rhyme good...
Thanks, that was hilarious!
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Re: A stake of holly through each and every one of your hearts!

Postby Chelly » Fri Dec 25, 2009 1:02 am

the piñatas are all done with in front of my place, so time to come in & check in on xmas eve. Lordy I do love the Col. He gave a nice shout out to old-time flaggots with the Real Allen mention, and the dreadlocked nose hair was as good a line as any. And to think the Col was sometimes disrespected here by well intentioned posters who didn't know of his exploits, why, it was enough to give one a case of the vapours!
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Re: A stake of holly through each and every one of your hearts!

Postby Sri Lanky » Fri Dec 25, 2009 2:23 pm

...and a Merry Xmas to you Colonel Corn
the one who would give every one the horn
to one and all
and their lovely lavender walls
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Re: A stake of holly through each and every one of your hearts!

Postby rickshaw92 » Fri Dec 25, 2009 4:38 pm

ColKKW wrote:...is the Christmas wish of the Son of the Golden Land.


'Twas the night before Christmas-across the Cafe
where lackeys and axe-handles nattered away
their stockings were hung by the chimney with care
Mr. Excreble's gave off an unGodly air
the moderators were snug in their beds
deleting by candle those out of their heads
Denise in her kerchief, Penta in her cap
circled each other, exchanging bitch slaps

When on the main board there arose such a clatter
Some twit had opinions and thought that they mattered!

So I booted up Windows, animated by Flash
double clicked on my email, put the spam in the trash
The moon on the breast of the sweet Svizzeram
nearly made me forget there's Nowonmai to slam

When what to my jaundiced eye should appear
but a know it all stooge(with just 8 posts all year)
with a tired Che persona ever angered too quick
And the tritest polemics, of which all were soon sick
More rapid than eagles, his theories they came
Bald of real merit, ignorance without shame

Now Buzzsaw! Now Flipflop! Now Farmdog! now Q!
Now Royal! Now Tarkan! RealRescue 3, too!
To the top of the post! To the fore with the truth!
Rohingyas abound! Egad and foresooth!

So up to the front of the new thread they flew,
Seeking out liberal arse cheeks to chew

And then in a twinkling RYP was there
With his error filled books and his dreadlocked nose hair
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf
(Why change THAT line I guffawed to myself)

He spoke many words as he set to the work
of banning Real Allen and Mach(that poor jerk)
Then laying a finger aside of his nose
He cleared out his nostril, 'cross T. Wheeler's toes

Now he's left me to close off this tale for the night,

Help yourselves, one and all,

to the corn from my shite.


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this post should be rolled out every year around this time just like the same old x mas decorations one uses every year.
Im reallly fuclimg pissed but fespite that I can still hit a tarfet at 1000m plus. mayVRVe bnot tonight but it qint beyond the wit if man. Nowhammy.
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Re: A stake of holly through each and every one of your hearts!

Postby cbychoice » Fri Dec 25, 2009 9:35 pm

Well, he is right, we are all lackeys.
We love that droll elf.
Merry Christmas!
A little bit of inconsistancy saves a lot of explanation later
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Re: A stake of holly through each and every one of your hearts!

Postby realrescue3 » Tue Dec 29, 2009 2:48 am

A true BFC Classic Icon if there ever was one.....

The Col continues to make living history here at the Flag.

Most of us will come and go, live and die..... not the Col.

His is an Infamy, hated by some, loved by others..... and always welcomed.
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Re: A stake of holly through each and every one of your hearts!

Postby Caliban » Tue Dec 29, 2009 10:38 am

Thank you Colonel, that is what we needed. Perspective
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Re: A stake of holly through each and every one of your hear

Postby rickshaw92 » Fri Dec 24, 2010 1:21 pm

Bump.
Im reallly fuclimg pissed but fespite that I can still hit a tarfet at 1000m plus. mayVRVe bnot tonight but it qint beyond the wit if man. Nowhammy.
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Re: A stake of holly through each and every one of your hear

Postby grawp » Fri Dec 24, 2010 1:29 pm

Thanks, Colonel.
Merry Christmas, y'all.

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Re: A stake of holly through each and every one of your hear

Postby Beer » Fri Dec 24, 2010 3:50 pm

I'm verklempt!
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Re: A stake of holly through each and every one of your hear

Postby Woodsman » Fri Dec 24, 2010 5:41 pm

Nice job Col.!
Life is short. Eat, Drink & Be Merry!
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Re: A stake of holly through each and every one of your hear

Postby ktrout » Fri Dec 24, 2010 6:06 pm

Best part:
ColKKW wrote:Denise in her kerchief, Penta in her cap
circled each other, exchanging bitch slaps
Be nice to me. I'm a rug muncher.
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Re: A stake of holly through each and every one of your hear

Postby cowboycraig » Fri Dec 24, 2010 8:22 pm

Think we found the introduction to RYP's next book.

That is truly a work of art.

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Re: A stake of holly through each and every one of your hear

Postby rickshaw92 » Fri Dec 24, 2010 8:48 pm

cowboycraig wrote:That is truly a work of art.

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More so if you have been around for a while.
Im reallly fuclimg pissed but fespite that I can still hit a tarfet at 1000m plus. mayVRVe bnot tonight but it qint beyond the wit if man. Nowhammy.
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Re: A stake of holly through each and every one of your hear

Postby Michael » Fri Dec 24, 2010 9:53 pm

Ought to sit in front of the tree on Christmas Eve and read it to the kiddies.
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