A stake of holly through each and every one of your hearts!

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Re: A stake of holly through each and every one of your hear

Postby cowboycraig » Fri Dec 24, 2010 10:21 pm

Passing along a Christmas Card I got:

It was the night before christmas and all through the house, everyone felt shitty.. Even the mouse. Dad's at a whore house, mom smoking grass and i'd settled down for a nice piece of ass. Then out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, i sprang from my peace to see what was the matter! He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, i knew right away that the fat fucker fell! He filled all the stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer! He rose up the chimney with one hell of a fart.. That son of a bitch blew my chimney apart! He swore and he cursed as he flew out of sight.. Piss on you all and have one hell of a night! Money is short, times are hard.. Here's your fuckin christmas card!

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Re: A stake of holly through each and every one of your hear

Postby svizzerams » Fri Dec 24, 2010 10:50 pm

ColKKW - pure Christmas Gold....
Joan of Arc went to battle with nothing
but the voices in her head
and a well-sharpened sword ~ Charlotte

...those without swords can still die upon them...

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Re: A stake of holly through each and every one of your hear

Postby mapandcompass » Fri Dec 24, 2010 10:50 pm

A victorious composition, ColKKW.

^^The muses are strong with this one^^
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Postby el3so » Sat Dec 25, 2010 1:08 am

Thanks for bumping this Rickshaw92.

Filled my gut with red meat, got to spend most of the day with the family, no place to go tomorrow so now is about the time for a night-cap spliff. Heck I even walked in the snow.

Have a great Christmas all especially those that have to work today or are otherwise separated from their loved ones.
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Re: A stake of holly through each and every one of your hear

Postby swordpoint9 » Thu Jan 06, 2011 12:24 am

Great bit of poetry ! It is a classic look forward to next year !
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Re: A stake of holly through each and every one of your hear

Postby Caliban » Thu Jan 06, 2011 1:18 am

I've changed my mind.Its contrived shite.
"If you sit still the birds shit on you, even Buddha, life's short so get out there and do something"
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Re: A stake of holly through each and every one of your hear

Postby ColKKW » Thu Jan 06, 2011 2:38 am

...from which you may harvest a bounty of corn. Bon appetit.
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Re: A stake of holly through each and every one of your hear

Postby sparrow » Thu Jan 06, 2011 2:55 am

ColKKW wrote:...from which you may harvest a bounty of corn. Bon appetit.

There's none. None for anyone.
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Re: A stake of holly through each and every one of your hear

Postby denise » Thu Jan 06, 2011 6:17 am

RYP wrote:we are not worthy...



speak for yourself!
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Re: A stake of holly through each and every one of your hear

Postby coldharvest » Thu Jan 06, 2011 6:44 am

denise wrote:
RYP wrote:we are not worthy...



speak for yourself!

None of us are worthy
I know the law. And I have spent my entire life in its flagrant disregard.
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Re: A stake of holly through each and every one of your hear

Postby Caliban » Thu Jan 06, 2011 1:35 pm

ColKKW wrote:...from which you may harvest a bounty of corn. Bon appetit.



:))
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Re: A stake of holly through each and every one of your hear

Postby denise » Sun Jan 09, 2011 12:56 am

coldharvest wrote:
denise wrote:
RYP wrote:we are not worthy...



speak for yourself!

None of us are worthy


finally, we agree.
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Re: A stake of holly through each and every one of your hear

Postby muskrat » Sun Jan 09, 2011 2:16 am

Ahh Denise. Hows the youngfella?

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Re: A stake of holly through each and every one of your hear

Postby denise » Sun Jan 09, 2011 4:16 am

he's fine. and you?
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Re: A stake of holly through each and every one of your hear

Postby coldharvest » Sun Jan 09, 2011 7:46 am

denise wrote:finally, we agree.

We agree on lots of things but.....
I don't believe any choice of hat, book or incantation can sway the will of an imaginary superhero who lives in everyone and everything.
You believe a self-appointed Pope who protects pedophiles should live in a gold and marble palace.
I know the law. And I have spent my entire life in its flagrant disregard.
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