A stake of holly through each and every one of your hearts!

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A stake of holly through each and every one of your hearts!

Postby ColKKW » Thu Dec 24, 2009 1:48 pm

...is the Christmas wish of the Son of the Golden Land.


'Twas the night before Christmas-across the Cafe
where lackeys and axe-handles nattered away
their stockings were hung by the chimney with care
Mr. Excreble's gave off an unGodly air
the moderators were snug in their beds
deleting by candle those out of their heads
Denise in her kerchief, Penta in her cap
circled each other, exchanging bitch slaps

When on the main board there arose such a clatter
Some twit had opinions and thought that they mattered!

So I booted up Windows, animated by Flash
double clicked on my email, put the spam in the trash
The moon on the breast of the sweet Svizzeram
nearly made me forget there's Nowonmai to slam

When what to my jaundiced eye should appear
but a know it all stooge(with just 8 posts all year)
with a tired Che persona ever angered too quick
And the tritest polemics, of which all were soon sick
More rapid than eagles, his theories they came
Bald of real merit, ignorance without shame

Now Buzzsaw! Now Flipflop! Now Farmdog! now Q!
Now Royal! Now Tarkan! RealRescue 3, too!
To the top of the post! To the fore with the truth!
Rohingyas abound! Egad and foresooth!

So up to the front of the new thread they flew,
Seeking out liberal arse cheeks to chew

And then in a twinkling RYP was there
With his error filled books and his dreadlocked nose hair
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf
(Why change THAT line I guffawed to myself)

He spoke many words as he set to the work
of banning Real Allen and Mach(that poor jerk)
Then laying a finger aside of his nose
He cleared out his nostril, 'cross T. Wheeler's toes

Now he's left me to close off this tale for the night,

Help yourselves, one and all,

to the corn from my shite.


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Re: A stake of holly through each and every one of your hearts!

Postby Kurt » Thu Dec 24, 2009 2:18 pm

I think this should be Post of The Year.
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Re: A stake of holly through each and every one of your hearts!

Postby Penta » Thu Dec 24, 2009 2:24 pm

Should be? Is.
Shes never interfered with me. I have no complaints about her.
Same here.
Mega ditto.
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just this year?

Postby el3so » Thu Dec 24, 2009 2:32 pm

All hail the Colonel indeed.
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Re: A stake of holly through each and every one of your hearts!

Postby RYP » Thu Dec 24, 2009 2:41 pm

we are not worthy...

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Re: A stake of holly through each and every one of your hearts!

Postby rickshaw92 » Thu Dec 24, 2009 2:59 pm

Kurt wrote:I think this should be Post of The Year.



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Re: A stake of holly through each and every one of your hearts!

Postby Chimborazo » Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:29 pm

Excellent. Thank you.
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Re: A stake of holly through each and every one of your hearts!

Postby grawp » Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:39 pm

Jeez, that's freakin' hilarious.
Not to mention well-written.

"right jolly old elf" indeed!

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Re: A stake of holly through each and every one of your hearts!

Postby friendlyskies » Thu Dec 24, 2009 4:58 pm

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Re: A stake of holly through each and every one of your hearts!

Postby seektravelinfo » Thu Dec 24, 2009 5:29 pm

Wonderful poetic ditty! Merry Christmas to all, may your fruitcakes be well sodden and your ham a perfect blend of brine and sweetness.
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Re: A stake of holly through each and every one of your hearts!

Postby Penta » Thu Dec 24, 2009 5:33 pm

... and your turkey be moist, your sprouts crunchy and your brandy butter strong and sweet.
Shes never interfered with me. I have no complaints about her.
Same here.
Mega ditto.
I met her once and I found her to be a nice lady. Not kookey in any way.
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Re: A stake of holly through each and every one of your hearts!

Postby svizzerams » Thu Dec 24, 2009 7:59 pm

...your hot spiced wine both hot and spicey ....
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Re: A stake of holly through each and every one of your hearts!

Postby Texas Carnie Roadshow » Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:21 pm

That.
That post right there.
That post was the sole reason for the creation of the internet.
It is done.
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Re: A stake of holly through each and every one of your hearts!

Postby Penta » Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:32 pm

Texas Carnie Roadshow wrote:That.
That post right there.
That post was the sole reason for the creation of the internet.
It is done.


Hyperbole lives.
Shes never interfered with me. I have no complaints about her.
Same here.
Mega ditto.
I met her once and I found her to be a nice lady. Not kookey in any way.
Penta has always been gracious, kind and very sane in all my interactions with her.
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Re: A stake of holly through each and every one of your hearts!

Postby svizzerams » Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:35 pm

Texas Carnie Roadshow wrote:That.
That post right there.
That post was the sole reason for the creation of the internet.
It is done.


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