I predict a civil war in my pants...

[Mikethehack]

Ultraswine is a terrorist because he has explosive material in his lower intestine which could detonate out of his backside.
Anus is anus. Someone should call for the Freedom Gourds!!!

[Kurt]

Also I never eat salads or uncooked fruits and veggies. We have this stupid view that salads, fruits and veggies are healthy but they are not.

Nowt wrong with fruit you peel yourself, with clean hands.

I know where my hands have been so I never peel fruit.

[Buzzsaw]

Unless you have to fly or something, I'd stay away from Immodium. It simply paralyzes the GI tract. Let nature take its course. Just fast and drink pedialite. Your affliction will go away in 24 hours and you'll be right as rain.

[babihutan]

If it makes you feel any better, I would take Onion Bhajis (with all the rectal carnage which ensues) any day over my ONLY meal I ate in Burma. See...... I was raised on the old-school puritan work ethic of always finishing every last scrap of food on your plate...or bowl. And it took me almost till I reached the half-way level of my bowl of chicken/rice soup till I threw in the towel. The food was cold.......I marched on. I noticed the chicken was still bleeding and improperly cooked........I said "fuck it!" I'm hungry, kept mowing away.................a dead fly then appears at the surface........I pause in disgust.......I take one more spoonful of this rancid slop I wouldn't wish upon my worst enemy, only to have YET ANOTHER dead fly resurface...............And I cracked......all those years living by this culinary code of honor just flew out the window.
Interesting, I should mention is that I never did get sick from that meal, other than emotionally. Yet Indian food is among my favorites, and every time I eat it, even in the good restaurants, I suffer, go figure!

[svizzerams]

Pepto Bismol + Gatorade; reserve Cipro as the big guns. Avoid anything that traps the critters to continue eliciting toxins (Imodium or Lomitil) unless absolutely necessary. Shades of Ecuador, Colombia and Azerbaijan - even when you are vigilant :-( Warning: Could not locate Pedialyte or Gatorade in Sumgayit, AZ, but Ecuador and Colombia had some nifty Latin American fruit flavors not available in the states.

Get well soon.

[erwin]

discussing bowel movement in thailand is one step from discussing how much you payed for souvenirs .......

[rickshaw92]

discussing bowel movement in thailand is one step from discussing how much you payed for souvenirs .......

I always pay the local price. :)

That said oddly enough I fine the best way to get rid of the shits it to flush the system out with rye.

[RYP]

The Flag never ceases to amaze me.. The Hershey Squirts don't even rate a mention usually. Unless its a new survival food group.



http://digestive.niddk.nih.gov/ddiseases/pubs/diarrhea/

[seektravelinfo]

I know where my hands have been so I never peel fruit.

I'd like to see you eat a banana.

[dgold0101]

I had the best indian I ever had in an alley way in phnom phen. The entire time the drunken indian chef lurched around the restaurant as his cambodian wife screamed at him. dinner and a show for like 2 dollars, you cant beat it.

[Ultra Swain]

discussing bowel movement in thailand is one step from discussing how much you payed for souvenirs .......

Well spend a few days with me and I will have you eating then volcanically shitting out those words. ;)

[erwin]

been there , done that.
watch out with that Imodium stuff. had me doubling over with cramps at the weirdest moments. agony.
better to let it run free and have some dry rice with tea.

[coldharvest]

24 hour treatment: Ciprofloxacin every 12 hours, drink nothing but bottled water and don't eat.
You'll be as fresh and pure as Mother Teresa's vagina.

[seektravelinfo]

24 hour treatment: Ciprofloxacin every 12 hours, drink nothing but bottled water and don't eat.
You'll be as fresh and pure as Mother Teresa's vagina.

I agree. Cipro is the bomb.

[rickshaw92]

24 hour treatment: Ciprofloxacin every 12 hours, drink nothing but bottled water and don't eat.
You'll be as fresh and pure as Mother Teresa's vagina.

I agree. Cipro is the bomb.

Up till now I thought the bomb was in Swains ass.