I predict a civil war in my pants...

[Ultra Swain]

in 20 minutes.

Will the forces of intervention (immodium) triumph over the trickle down supply-siders?

Discuss.

[RYP]

You must fight the idea that your sphincter is a slave to your colon..

[Farmdog]

The insurgent you must eliminate is Mohammed Isheet Mydrahers. If you can stop him you are well on your way to winning the battle against Abu Montezuma.

[pritchard]

Adding hot sauce or curry will simply escalate tensions on both sides, reducing the chances of a peaceful resolution and increasing blood shed when a breaking point is finally reached. You must approach a delicate situation like this rationally and methodically and avoid the urge to act on spontaneous emotion - especially when other innocent bystanders might be affected.

[Ultra Swain]

Adding hot sauce or curry will simply escalate tensions on both sides, reducing the chances of a peaceful resolution and increasing blood shed when a breaking point is finally reached. You must approach a delicate situation like this rationally and methodically and avoid the urge to act on spontaneous emotion - especially when other innocent bystanders might be affected.

Update from the front lines (or bottom line if you will)

Had Onion Bahjee and Mutton Vindaloo for lunch. The stasis holds, apparently big pharma is winning the battle so far. So goes the colon, so goes the electorate.

[Ultra Swain]

The insurgent you must eliminate is Mohammed Isheet Mydrahers. If you can stop him you are well on your way to winning the battle against Abu Montezuma.

He is the 2 of spades on my high value target playing card deck.

[Mikethehack]

Reports from the field say Fort Bumter's defenses are weakening and dissenters in the Free to Soil Party are muttering that the bowel movement is running out of steam.

[Woodsman]

I wondered what the hell you all were eating over there. First the Swede gets it and now you - LOL - What the hell is the culprit - "crappy" food preparation or what?

[Kurt]

I wondered what the hell you all were eating over there. First the Swede gets it and now you - LOL - What the hell is the culprit - "crappy" food preparation or what?

I have found the culprit to be water most of the time. Wash dishes with contaminated water and the dishes are little petri dishes, then plop food on them and things blow out your butt a day later.

Also I never eat salads or uncooked fruits and veggies. We have this stupid view that salads, fruits and veggies are healthy but they are not. They are the vehicles that deliver brown dripping death.

Eat roast meat on a stick and boiled rice and I predict the battle for Colon Heights will be won.

[RYP]

Fecal spray is the voice of the asses

[nanuq]

I thought being badassed was a good thing?

[Hitoru]

Imodium lacks the firepower necessary to defeat the forces of the hershey squirts, reinforcements of Laudanum are required to achieve victory.

[vagabond]

Indian in Chiang Mai, and other scattered bits of SE Asia, probably not the best idea. I learned this ass-burning lesson in Phonsavanh. My own fault - should've been suspicious of a random Indian restaurant in the mountains of Laos...

Hope the Cipro and gallons of water pays off :-(

We have this stupid view that salads, fruits and veggies are healthy but they are not.

Not stupid if you prepare it yourself. Quite stupid if you think the salad bar at the Golden Corral is safe.

[Penta]

Also I never eat salads or uncooked fruits and veggies. We have this stupid view that salads, fruits and veggies are healthy but they are not.

Nowt wrong with fruit you peel yourself, with clean hands.

[pritchard]

Immodium just delays the inevitable, you must face the darkness within you if you are ever to achieve internal peace. Immodium is the UN peacekeepers of the gastro-intestinal world; they allow some semblance of normalcy to return - enough to engage in commerce and the basics of day-to-day survival, but they don't allow for a decisive conclusion. The factors which cause the strife will remain. Not that I would ever advocate the ethnic cleansing of your bowel. It's really quite a conundrum.

Cipro is the "patriot missile" for your bum according to RYP and, if you act now, it should clear up that chlamydia too. I've never had to go down the route of Mutually Ass-ured Destruction and hope it doesn't come to that point for you. That option is viable, but must only be taken as a last resort.

I guess the best strategic choice is for you to support grass-roots indigenous forces in battling the foreign troublemakers.

May your ability to fart with confidence return to you, brother.