The further (alleged) adventures of Jack Idema

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Re: The further (alleged) adventures of Jack Idema

Postby penny » Sat Jul 21, 2012 6:09 pm

Ryan, I just thought all the good people here might be interested in your other bizarre personality. Your internet girlfriend is a hoot. Adios.
http://nostradamus.org/f/index.php?topic=49.0
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This is not Penta. This user is different from Penta.

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Re: The further (alleged) adventures of Jack Idema

Postby Kurt » Sat Jul 21, 2012 11:27 pm

There is Strong and there is Army Strong.

There is also Crazy and there is Internet Crazy.
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Re: The further (alleged) adventures of Jack Idema

Postby Deathelm » Sun Jul 22, 2012 5:20 am

Who knows maybe Ill join the army.

Actually sat down with the army recruit 2 years ago. I guess instead of the normal infantry soldier they wanted to put me into something different, I told them I was a Artist, and the army.ca forum really enjoyed my artworks was talking to high official officers on there and asking them about there combat expirences, that was before I went ape shit crazy on the site and got banned xD like every other site i enroll in..Anyway he wanted to put me in like jumping out of planes behind enemy territory alone. Taking pictures and shit. Like a fuckn spy guy. lol (Sounded more Intelligences Reconnaissance")

Ya.. im pretty bored with life n stuff. Being a welder is kinda boring. Its alright and everything but there is no adventure. At work i think to myself. "Man I want to Weld a tank with all this Scrap metal.."

Should probably go be a soldier like i always dreamed..., Then be like jack Idema, And have homo sex all day in Mexico.

ME and Jack Idema, HOMO SEX LOVERS

Im talking about ass to dick, Mouth to dick. Dick to dick, Bondage.

Then we can have a Afghan shit show orgy, Literally ass to dink muslim 1 on 1.

Sex eachother up till we all have aids. And then ram 2 dinks into eachothers butt holes. and Then maybe 3 dinks per butthole.

Maybe make a centepied of Afghan with dicks in ass for a mile long.

Be some heavy muslim ass dink touching.
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Re: The further (alleged) adventures of Jack Idema

Postby Deathelm » Sun Jul 22, 2012 5:26 am

Sparrow. The Real Answer to your question is.

People are people. People born didnt get to pick who they want to be, Who there parents going to be. Where they are born on Earth.

I could have been born a Afghan. But instead. I was born a Canadian.

Theoretically. If I was born a Afghan, I be wearing a turban Praising Jihad all day.

Theoretically. If I was born in Russia, I be Milking cows.

If I was born in Hawii, I be suntanning on the beach right now

If I was born in Germany, I be eating cheese.

If I was born a Canadian I be on here typing to you lowsy fucks.

If I was African born Baby, I be starving bloated belly.
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Re: The further (alleged) adventures of Jack Idema

Postby Deathelm » Sun Jul 22, 2012 5:29 am

Penny you can call Jack this and that.

But until I see some real evidence of this so said Corrupt Jack Idema. Until then

Im Big Fan of Jack Idema

And he works for pentagon. Pentagon wanted to fake his death. Becuase hes now taking higher up missions these days. Way higher up


Its obvious that the offensive in Afghanistan by the army wasnt going to bring stability to the people there. They continue to fail there.
Jack Idema on the other hand, treats afghans like human beings.

I have nothing but postive remarks for Jack Idemas Journey there. He was a different kind of Soldier.

Niether side is doing the right thing, the taliban are causing shit, the Americans are causing shit. Middle of a shit eating cluster fuck.
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Re: The further (alleged) adventures of Jack Idema

Postby Deathelm » Sun Jul 22, 2012 5:43 am

I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU ARE ALL MAD AT JACK IDEMA

BECAUSE YOU ALL FEEL HE IS A TRAITOR TO AMERICA
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Re: The further (alleged) adventures of Jack Idema

Postby Deathelm » Sun Jul 22, 2012 5:49 am

RYP totally upset that Jack Idema Was given special privileges in Afghan Prison.

MAYBE ITS BECAUSE. AFGHANS REALLY LIKE JACK IDEMA? Becuase Jack Idema is working with Afghans.

Theres even pictures of Jack dressed like a Afghan with Penny in there mexico paradise paid by Afghan governments probably.
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Re: The further (alleged) adventures of Jack Idema

Postby Deathelm » Sun Jul 22, 2012 6:01 am

Dose this look like someone suffering from Ass Rape to you??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4_VjuSZ ... =endscreen

The last samurai Trailer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdIR4WtSz94
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Re: The further (alleged) adventures of Jack Idema

Postby Naveen » Sun Jul 22, 2012 8:15 am

Deathelm wrote:Dose this look like someone suffering from Ass Rape to you??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4_VjuSZ ... =endscreen


Actually, yes.
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Re: The further (alleged) adventures of Jack Idema

Postby coldharvest » Sun Jul 22, 2012 11:43 am

Deathelm wrote:insert batshit-crazy here

Jack Idema was a charlatan who laid traps for fools.

Naveen wrote:
Deathelm wrote:Dose this look like someone suffering from Ass Rape to you??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4_VjuSZ ... =endscreen


Actually, yes.

....it also shows just as clearly that he knows nothing about swords or how to use them.
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Re: The further (alleged) adventures of Jack Idema

Postby Kurt » Sun Jul 22, 2012 1:14 pm

Deathelm wrote:Dose this look like someone suffering from Ass Rape to you??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4_VjuSZ ... =endscreen



That looks like someone who does not know how to handle a sword at all to me. AIDS or no AIDS, he was a shitty swordsman.
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Re: The further (alleged) adventures of Jack Idema

Postby RYP » Sun Jul 22, 2012 2:51 pm

nobody does crazy better that Idema's fans. Its better than watching late night informercials
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Re: The further (alleged) adventures of Jack Idema

Postby Deathelm » Sun Jul 22, 2012 3:57 pm

Ya well his 60 so hes a bit rusty. Other than that he looks like a healthy 60 year old.
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Re: The further (alleged) adventures of Jack Idema

Postby coldharvest » Sun Jul 22, 2012 5:17 pm

Deathelm wrote:Ya well his 60 so hes a bit rusty. Other than that he looks like a healthy 60 year old.

age is not an issue in my critique
his foot placement (in my generosity) is lazy,
the way he constantly unbalances himself as he shifts his hips and then compensates with his shoulders,
and the way he makes BlackBabyJesus cry with his wank a million cocks kung-fu death grip.
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Re: The further (alleged) adventures of Jack Idema

Postby Deathelm » Sun Jul 22, 2012 11:12 pm

I thought it was impressive swordmanship display. Im sure Penny would agree he is a talented swordsmen
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