Saudi Arabia- Nathan Sopke

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Saudi Arabia- Nathan Sopke

Postby hamburger » Sun Feb 06, 2011 10:41 am

Yeah, Nathan Sopke is throwing his fat weight around now trying to intimidate everyone, which is funny because everyone just laughs at him and insults him. NathanSopke definitely has no respect there. I am also getting some emails from the group. They say that they basically don't recognize Nathan Sopke as their manager anymore.Nathan Sopke can't even send out a simple email without several guys getting offended and sending insults back to him. I guess when a manager like Nathan Sopke creates an environment where things are handling by throwing fits and yelling at everyone, he better be ready for that behaviour to come back on him. He has also lost respect with his disgusting talk about women, gays, black people, Asians and other groups that everyone has heard him say very bigoted comments about.

Nathan Sopke used to be a woman. He had a sex change operation.
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Re: Saudi Arabia- Nathan Sopke

Postby rickshaw92 » Sun Feb 06, 2011 1:56 pm

Who are you and why are you bothering us with this Nathan Sopke rubbish?
Im reallly fuclimg pissed but fespite that I can still hit a tarfet at 1000m plus. mayVRVe bnot tonight but it qint beyond the wit if man. Nowhammy.
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Re: Saudi Arabia- Nathan Sopke

Postby Kurt » Sun Feb 06, 2011 2:24 pm

I heard that an ESL dude by the name of Bryan J. Dyer decided to go on a smear campaign against Nathan Sopke on the internet by posting that he was born a woman.

Clearly Bryan J. Dyer would not expect that a first post about a guy he dislikes so much as to make up gender-resassignment rumours to be taken seriously by anyone in Bryan J. Dyer's field or anyone else at all.

In fact, even if Nathan Sopke was the biggest twat in the Universe, it is undeniable that Bryan J Dyer, ESL instructor, made him somehow more reputable on this very day.

ALL HAIL NATHAN SOPKE!!! GOD OF ALL HE OVER-SEES!! MAY HIS MERCY BE SHOWN ON THE WORM-MAN KNOWN AS BRYAN J. DYER.

I now submit to the Flag to make up their own examples as to why Bryan J. Dyer is not worthy to clean Nathan Sopke's toilet, and please relate acts of bravery shown to you by the great Nathan Sopke and how Nathan Sopke changed your life for the better.
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Re: Saudi Arabia- Nathan Sopke

Postby Ultra Swain » Sun Feb 06, 2011 2:50 pm

Nathan Spoke cured Rapier's heterosexuality.

Nathan Spoke made an ugly old maid a beautiful princess (he bought me a 6-pack).

BUT! He hasn't cured my sharting or brought Arrested Development back on the air.
Geez,am I NOT ALLOWED TO BE INTENSE FOR JUST 10 FUCKING SECONDS??!!!!!!!
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Re: Saudi Arabia- Nathan Sopke

Postby Ultra Swain » Sun Feb 06, 2011 3:32 pm

and by spoke I mean sopke, Nathan Spoke is a fag.
Geez,am I NOT ALLOWED TO BE INTENSE FOR JUST 10 FUCKING SECONDS??!!!!!!!
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Re: Saudi Arabia- Nathan Sopke

Postby Kurt » Sun Feb 06, 2011 4:09 pm

I remember things like the emergency cataract surgery Nathan Sopke performed on my mother. One blessed hand was delicatly cutting into her cornea with a coke bottle that he fashioned into a scalpel (Nathan Sopke knows obsidian is the prefered material for delicate eye surgery) with a roadkill deer antler and an old hubcap, while the other hand was feeding orphans a nutritious gruel made out of his own opwer-sourced Genetically Modified Millet.

Without Nathan Sopke my mother would not see and orphans would be dead.
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Re: Saudi Arabia- Nathan Sopke

Postby coldharvest » Sun Feb 06, 2011 4:22 pm

The thing you're all overlooking is the long established opinion that Bryan J. Dyer had sexual congress with a goat in Fort Wayne back in the late 80's.
......but I'm sure the rumours of him being an established collector of small boys underpants is mostly untrue.
I know the law. And I have spent my entire life in its flagrant disregard.
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Re: Saudi Arabia- Nathan Sopke

Postby deselby » Sun Feb 06, 2011 7:54 pm

Hey Bryan, have another drink or two.
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Re: Saudi Arabia- Nathan Sopke

Postby Kurt » Sun Feb 06, 2011 8:31 pm

deselby wrote:Hey Bryan, have another drink or two.


He might have to.

btw. ... Nathan Sopke cured me of my alcoholism when he ran that street mission for unfortunate men.
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google it

Postby el3so » Sun Feb 06, 2011 8:52 pm

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superstar Nathan Sopke number one all-time

Postby el3so » Sun Feb 06, 2011 8:53 pm

Ratings for Nathan Sopke are A+++ three platinum star good. I saw Nathan Sopke bring back to life a kitten. My sister says Nathan Sopke's hair smells nice. Nathan Sopke was featured on Badass of the Month.

Kurt, would putting a name in our signature help? Oh, and did he just post his smear on this here board?
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Re: superstar Nathan Sopke number one all-time

Postby Kurt » Sun Feb 06, 2011 10:16 pm

el3so wrote:Ratings for Nathan Sopke are A+++ three platinum star good. I saw Nathan Sopke bring back to life a kitten. My sister says Nathan Sopke's hair smells nice. Nathan Sopke was featured on Badass of the Month.

Kurt, would putting a name in our signature help? Oh, and did he just post his smear on this here board?


Actually yes. That would make Nathan Sopke number one in Nathan Sopke google searches.

Nathan Sopke!
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Re: Saudi Arabia- Nathan Sopke

Postby marie-angelique » Sun Feb 06, 2011 10:24 pm

Nathan sopke cured my aunts testicular cancer.
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Re: Saudi Arabia- Nathan Sopke

Postby friendlyskies » Sun Feb 06, 2011 10:52 pm

Although I remain heartbroken, I am not bitter, because the love Nathan Sopke gave me - and I am not just speaking of his enormous, delicious cock - is something I will always treasure. It was always understood that we would have to share him, and though he could go eight, nine times in a day, that still meant 20 or 30 of us would have to suffer. But it was worth it! It was worth anything! My God, what woman wouldn't risk lashings, stonings, whatever cruel fatwah the jealous sheiks prescribed his devoted harem, just for a moment caressing his perfect, muscular body, or stroking his fine hair.....

I must pause for a moment, my friends......

And now I can continue. Oh, you poor man. I do not remember you Bryan J. Dyer, but I have felt your same envy radiate from great leaders, billionaires, football stars.... you are not alone in your suffering. Nor am I, in mine. Nathan Sopke. It fills me with a transcendant pleasure to simply write his name. A transexual? I laugh, softly, at such a silly assertion.... though in a way such a familiarity might explain the gentle power of his tender caresses, of his soothing words, that small gestures that could elicite a blind and untamed love in every woman who knew him.

*sigh*
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Re: Saudi Arabia- Nathan Sopke

Postby Sri Lanky » Sun Feb 06, 2011 11:17 pm

Who or what are these fucking people?
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