Saudi Arabia- Nathan Sopke

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Re: Saudi Arabia- Nathan Sopke

Postby RYP » Sun Feb 06, 2011 11:33 pm

Although I have no idea who that person is and I am too lazy to google...I will say that is pretty much is all the information I need to start hating on him..her..it..them. I saw Nathan help an old retarded blind lady across the street and then kick her in the balls.

next person we are supposed to hate on your behalf?
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Re: Saudi Arabia- Nathan Sopke

Postby Sri Lanky » Mon Feb 07, 2011 12:10 am

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Re: Saudi Arabia- Nathan Sopke

Postby Sri Lanky » Mon Feb 07, 2011 7:09 am

Oh yeah,I forgot about one of the reasons but then it could be included in the "all of the above and much much more" category:

--penis envy
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Re: Saudi Arabia- Nathan Sopke

Postby friendlyskies » Mon Feb 07, 2011 7:12 am

Sri Lanky wrote:--penis envy


Covered that for you....
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Re: Saudi Arabia- Nathan Sopke

Postby Sri Lanky » Mon Feb 07, 2011 7:16 am

Holy fuck...were you waiting all that time for that response?....you're like a crouching tiger.
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Re: Saudi Arabia- Nathan Sopke

Postby friendlyskies » Mon Feb 07, 2011 7:17 am

Sri Lanky wrote:Holy fuck...were you waiting all that time for that response?....you're like a crouching tiger.


No, I am like a Chia pet from hell.
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Re: Saudi Arabia- Nathan Sopke

Postby Sri Lanky » Mon Feb 07, 2011 7:21 am

Troy Polamalu has some competition then.
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Re: Saudi Arabia- Nathan Sopke

Postby Rapier09 » Mon Feb 07, 2011 7:26 am

friendlyskies wrote:
Sri Lanky wrote:Holy fuck...were you waiting all that time for that response?....you're like a crouching tiger.


No, I am like a Chia pet from hell.


It would behoove us all to be like that.
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Re: Saudi Arabia- Nathan Sopke

Postby friendlyskies » Mon Feb 07, 2011 7:35 am

That shit about Godzilla made me laugh more than the halftime show, rapier09
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Re: Saudi Arabia- Nathan Sopke

Postby Sri Lanky » Mon Feb 07, 2011 8:43 am

From hell? That one always makes me laugh. Have you ever been in a raging inferno searching for bodies and not realizing you're stepping on them because three small children hid under their blankets on the mattress they were sleeping together on in an attempt to escape death? Then finally realizing they're beneath you. Then taking them out and placing them all on one gurney in front of their screaming mother? What do you know about hell?....lady.

Gift of the gab is one thing....knowing hell is another.


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Re: Saudi Arabia- Nathan Sopke

Postby friendlyskies » Mon Feb 07, 2011 12:05 pm

Hell? Me? Dude, I was just quoting a comment rapier09 made on the "Japan needs nukes" thread that I thought was awesome. I don't really know that much about chia pets, either. Just that they were invented in Oaxaca, Mexico, which is pretty much heaven IMO.
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Re: Saudi Arabia- Nathan Sopke

Postby Sri Lanky » Mon Feb 07, 2011 12:42 pm

Must be my PTSD kicking in again...wonder where Jefe is these days.
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Re: Saudi Arabia- Nathan Sopke

Postby Sri Lanky » Mon Feb 07, 2011 1:21 pm

Yep. You never know which intervention will put you over the edge....and there are hundreds. The worst are the suicides of a parent witnessed by their children or vice versa. There is something so unnatural about it. One of our captains retired immediately after an incident involving a teenage girl and a train. It was the one that put him over the edge. Luckily for him he was at retirement age.

Two of our guys killed themselves in the last three years....both by drinking themselves to death.

Anyways I think emergency workers have to watch that they don't get a shitty attitude towards life. It's easy enough to do because you see the worst of everything.
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Re: Saudi Arabia- Nathan Sopke

Postby Kurt » Mon Dec 21, 2020 7:46 pm

In spite of the efforts to smear Nathan Sopke on this forum (I have no idea who this is) he ended up getting married.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G43aTtbkHE
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Re: Saudi Arabia- Nathan Sopke

Postby rickshaw92 » Tue Dec 22, 2020 1:38 am

I do love reading old posts from days of yore. Stoll don't know who these two cunts are though.
Im reallly fuclimg pissed but fespite that I can still hit a tarfet at 1000m plus. mayVRVe bnot tonight but it qint beyond the wit if man. Nowhammy.
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