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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby Expat » Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:37 pm

It Sucks going to the Doctor when you're over 40. It sucks even worse when you know them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qOaZ4CQqKI
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Soft Cell - Sex Dwarf

Postby marie-angelique » Tue Sep 27, 2011 5:03 am

it's all here, trannies, bondage, raw meat orgy, chainsaw, and the sex dwarf, enjoy
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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby flipflop » Tue Sep 27, 2011 12:06 pm

Cardiff, it's so bracing

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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby Ultra Swain » Tue Sep 27, 2011 7:09 pm

Do all Cardiff women have legs that look like over boiled hot dogs?
Geez,am I NOT ALLOWED TO BE INTENSE FOR JUST 10 FUCKING SECONDS??!!!!!!!
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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby Expat » Tue Sep 27, 2011 7:32 pm

Ultra Swain wrote:Do all Cardiff women have legs that look like over boiled hot dogs?


HAHAHAHA

C'mon man, You maybe a Daddy now, but I know You remember a day when that was just a few pints shy of Nichole Kiddman.
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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby gnaruki » Wed Sep 28, 2011 2:26 am

Try to watch it all. Weird, funny, mildly disturbing.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8y5AxLiUqC8[/youtube]
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Re: Soft Cell - Sex Dwarf

Postby Kurt » Wed Sep 28, 2011 3:07 am

marie-angelique wrote:it's all here, trannies, bondage, raw meat orgy, chainsaw, and the sex dwarf, enjoy


In Jr. High we always heard rumors of this video existing but jr. high gossip from a kid who actually claimed to have seen it made it out to be hardcore hetrosexual porn.

Obviously the sweaty fat kid who always found playboys in the garbage made that part up.

Still it did not dissapoint.
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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby marie-angelique » Wed Sep 28, 2011 4:28 am

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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby Ultra Swain » Wed Sep 28, 2011 5:22 am

Expat wrote:
Ultra Swain wrote:Do all Cardiff women have legs that look like over boiled hot dogs?


HAHAHAHA

C'mon man, You maybe a Daddy now, but I know You remember a day when that was just a few pints shy of Nichole Kiddman.


Guilty as charged. 3 pints of Stella and the Swain skank-craving gene kicks in. And god help you if your name was Staci, wore big hoop earrings, and super tight jean shorts.
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what's wrong with this picture?

Postby marie-angelique » Wed Sep 28, 2011 12:46 pm

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Get off this thread

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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby flipflop » Thu Sep 29, 2011 9:15 am

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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby flipflop » Thu Sep 29, 2011 6:10 pm

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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby marie-angelique » Thu Sep 29, 2011 9:28 pm

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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby Texas Carnie Roadshow » Thu Sep 29, 2011 9:43 pm

Congress Takes Group Of Schoolchildren Hostage

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The Onion wrote:WASHINGTON—Brandishing shotguns and semiautomatic pistols, members of the 112th U.S. Congress took a class of visiting schoolchildren hostage today, barricading themselves inside the Capitol rotunda and demanding $12 trillion dollars in cash.
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