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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby ROB » Tue Jan 05, 2016 5:45 am

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I had almost forgotten about FUGs
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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby coldharvest » Tue Jan 05, 2016 8:22 am

2 Charlie wrote:Another FUG bights the sparkly rainbow dust of the BFC unicorn farts as we progress into the future on our trusty steads following the rainbow coalition. Onward and upward...

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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby ROB » Wed Jan 06, 2016 12:37 am

Given BFC's recent history, it's probably not the only reason you love him.
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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby Kurt » Sun Jan 10, 2016 4:28 pm

From oglaf.com

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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby flipflop » Thu Feb 11, 2016 8:53 am

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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby nowonmai » Thu Feb 11, 2016 10:14 am

Luxury. Those American camp cots encourage idleness, much better when they had those coat hanger and canvas saggy jobs where your arse was in the puddle and you got lumbago in 30 minutes.

And tobacco, the soldier's truest friend when far from home. Although Lambert and Butler is a poor show, although completely typical.
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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby Q » Wed Feb 17, 2016 3:34 am

Poor kid. Fucking off in Shitistan all the while the black flag of Islam is being hoisted all over the UK.

But I'm sure the queen would give a lovely memorial over his grave.
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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby Douchebag » Wed Feb 17, 2016 10:37 am

flipflop wrote:Image

Cheers


I didn't know that Wayne Rooney was in the forces before he joined Manchester United.
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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby Q » Thu Feb 18, 2016 8:38 pm

Douchebag wrote:
flipflop wrote:Image

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I didn't know that Wayne Rooney was in the forces before he joined Manchester United.



Man U...wasn't that Mr. Frodo's club?
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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby friendlyskies » Fri Mar 18, 2016 7:17 pm



If you haven't been keeping up with the clusterfuck in Brazil - the world's eighth-largest economy, hosting the Olympics this summer - do yourself a favor and spend half an hour on Twitter reading about it. You'll laugh, you'll cry, if you're USAmerican you'll appreciate how relatively sane DC is.

TL;DT: Petrobras, Brazil's most important company and maybe the world's largest oil producer, got popped in the biggest scandal of all time ever because of this ridiculous Breaking Bad, car-wash-as-money-laundering, small-time bullshit. Every Brazilian politician with a modicum of power has been got caught with their pants down, including embattled current President Rousseff. Then it reached demigod and former President Lula, the greatest President of Brazil ever unless you're part of the top 10%, in which case he's a Kenyan Muslim giving free stuff to lazy takers. But before they could shuffle his roly-poly ass off to jail, Rousseff made him a cabinet member, so the popular courts can't touch him. So the right wingers called for mass protests, but hardly anyone protested - against Lula, they don't care about Rousseff, she's just a normal person, not the second coming of Socialist Jesus like Lula. It's madness, and in the context of the Chinese commodities collapse, Venezuela's descent into the failed-state zone, and Macri-economics (Argentina finally settling up with the parasites at Elliot Management), it's the greatest telenovela ever written in Portuguese. So, someone made a House of Cards video.
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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby Q » Tue Mar 22, 2016 7:10 pm

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“A woman enjoys intercourse with her man — as she fantasizes being raped by three men simultaneously,”

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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby friendlyskies » Thu Apr 14, 2016 8:25 pm

"4 cylinder Camaro=communism" El Presidente

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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby nowonmai » Thu Apr 21, 2016 12:14 am

http://www.timeout.com/london/blog/this-londons-pub-barred-for-life-list-is-squadgoals-041416
In deepest south London, Herne Hill to be precise, the Half Moon pub carefully maintains a list of reprobates, rascals and other rapscallions banned from their premises.

And the list, as revealed by @Rumersongs on Twitter, is a 22-scoundrel-strong DREAM TEAM of wrong'uns, each chancer, scamp and cad more delightfully nicknamed than the last.

With such better-avoided characters as 'Mickey Two Suits', 'Staring Pervert' and 'Crazy Linda', this is the creme-de-la-creme of creeps. You can almost picture them doing 'Baaaaad Guys!' from Bugsy, but in a London accent, and actually it'd just be called 'We're Fucking Cunts, Nah Mate, Nah We're Just Having A Laugh Mate, Fuck Off, Fucking Take A Joke Mate, Don't Fucking Start, I'm Fucking Telling You'.

In fact, it calls for nothing less than its own ensemble adventure.

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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby flipflop » Sat Apr 23, 2016 11:52 am

Pretty typical London boozer that

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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby nowonmai » Sat Apr 23, 2016 10:19 pm

Not dissimilar from here. Just missing some whining Aussies.
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