Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

[Texas Carnie Roadshow]

Riding a zombie T-Rex through downtown Chicago because hell, why not?

How did you find my senior photo?

[Osiris]

Riding a zombie T-Rex through downtown Chicago because hell, why not?

How did you find my senior photo?

I looked up "Wildest Police Chases Prom" and it was the first thing to come up.

[LechoZX]

He is so gay.

[khalampre]

Thank you for turning me onto Professor Elemental.

[ReptilianKittenEater]

[friendlyskies]

Stratfor's glossary of spy-vs-spy lingo, as unveiled by wikileaks, is pretty awesome:

http://wikileaks.org/IMG/pdf/The_Stratf ... _Terms.pdf

ATF
Alcohol Tobacco and Fire Arms. Rednecks with a license to kill. Never, ever, ever ask for their help on anything.

Barium Meal
When there is a leak, feed bits of radioactive (traceable, false) information to suspects. See which bit leaks. You will know who leaked it. The leaker will know you know. Livens up a dull day like nothing else we’ve ever seen. Bring the kids.

CIA Central Intelligence Agency
Also called “Langley” or “up river.” Owns human intelligence (directorate of operations) and analysis (directorate of intelligence). Director, CIA is supposed to oversee all of the intelligence community. Isn’t that a joke?
Imagine the Post Office with a foreign policy.

Clancy
Somebody who has read a lot of Tom Clancy novels and thinks he knows the Craft. Total moron. Really dangerous if he is the Customer. Never let a Briefer be a Clancy.

etc etc

[Texas Carnie Roadshow]

So, during a discussion of making horrible horrible republican primary ads, a great gem had arisen. "Shadowcatboy" at Something Awful has created an ongoing masterpiece, which I believe is now in its 16th part. It essentially amounts to the candidates playing dungeons and dragons, with Obama taking the reigns as dungeon master. It truly is quite golden.
I bring you, "On the Campaign."

[ktrout]

http://wikileaks.org/IMG/pdf/The_Stratfor_Glossary_of_Useful_Baffling_and_Strange_Intelligence_Terms.pdf

Except the definition for "Green Carder" - lead a source on thinking he's going to be taken out of the country - sounds like bad business.

[Texas Carnie Roadshow]

[Texas Carnie Roadshow]

[Torch]

For my first contribution to this epic thread, I present Conan the Barbarian, the Musical:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBGOQ7SsJrw

[Osiris]

This is beautiful.

[muskrat]

[ktrout]

Okay, so it's out of season, but Cheech and Chong Santa Claus and his old lady.

[ktrout]

How to speak American, lesson #942:
balloon smuggler - A woman with big breasts under a tight shirt giving the impression of ballons being smuggled
I think this implies a bit of a lift as well.