Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

[gnaruki]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WTliMSB4MI[/youtube]

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Cheers

[ktrout]

Cheers

Now that's pretty fucking entertaining!

[nowonmai]

Cheers

Which one is Dawud?

[rickshaw92]

Cheers

Which one is Dawud?

Well done. Both of you.

[ktrout]

Caption: "Mexican illegals fool Border Patrol agents into thinking they're imported linen by wrapping their heads in towels"

[shivers]

http://theoatmeal.com/blog/my_daily_lie

[nowonmai]

Not nasty, no crashing, just mildy amusing.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNDpjV43oVc[/youtube]

[Texas Carnie Roadshow]

crreated by SA's "ShadowCatboy"

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Cheers

[friendlyskies]

A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor were teaching a class on Karl Marx. "Before class begins, you must all get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he is the most highly-evolved being in history, even greater than Jesus Christ!", said the professor. It was then that a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL/NASCAR champion who served over 12 million tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and supported every military decision ever made by the United States stood up and held up a rock. "How old is this rock?" he asked. The arrogant elitist professor smirked quite smugly and said "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian!" and the class laughed and laughed. But then the Navy SEAL said "You're wrong! God created this rock 5,000 years ago! If, as you say, evolution is true and this rock is 4.6 billion years old, it should have turned into an animal by now" The professor was visibly shaken. He dropped his chalk and his copy of The Origin of Species, and stormed out of the lecture hall crying liberal crocodile tears. The students all applauded and registered Republican that very day while simultaneously accepting Jesus Christ as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop an American flag that the professor had forgotten to burn. The Pledge of Allegiance was read several times. God himself walked into the classroom and enacted a flat tax across the land. The professor lost his tenure and was fired. He then died of the gay plague AIDS, and is spending eternity in a lake of hellfire. And what was that Navy SEAL's name? Albert Einstein. Amen. Semper Fi. God Bless America. Drill, Baby, Drill.

[ReptilianKittenEater]

A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor were teaching a class on Karl Marx. "Before class begins, you must all get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he is the most highly-evolved being in history, even greater than Jesus Christ!", said the professor. It was then that a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL/NASCAR champion who served over 12 million tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and supported every military decision ever made by the United States stood up and held up a rock. "How old is this rock?" he asked. The arrogant elitist professor smirked quite smugly and said "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian!" and the class laughed and laughed. But then the Navy SEAL said "You're wrong! God created this rock 5,000 years ago! If, as you say, evolution is true and this rock is 4.6 billion years old, it should have turned into an animal by now" The professor was visibly shaken. He dropped his chalk and his copy of The Origin of Species, and stormed out of the lecture hall crying liberal crocodile tears. The students all applauded and registered Republican that very day while simultaneously accepting Jesus Christ as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop an American flag that the professor had forgotten to burn. The Pledge of Allegiance was read several times. God himself walked into the classroom and enacted a flat tax across the land. The professor lost his tenure and was fired. He then died of the gay plague AIDS, and is spending eternity in a lake of hellfire. And what was that Navy SEAL's name? Albert Einstein. Amen. Semper Fi. God Bless America. Drill, Baby, Drill.

Have to break out the oxycotin to understand that one.

[Bobby Sands]

And what was that Navy SEAL's name? Albert Einstein.

Shouldn't his name be Dale Earnhardt Jr. or Tim Tebow?

[Bobby Sands]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FImKuGz3n9k[/youtube]