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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby friendlyskies » Sun May 01, 2016 5:35 pm

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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby doubleThink » Sun May 08, 2016 3:04 pm

http://izismile.com/2012/02/16/iranian_ ... _pics.html
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"The squadrons of beautiful yet deadly ninja women perfect their skills in gyms throughout Iran. The state sponsors this invincible army of about 3500 martial artists who train under the supervision of the Ministry of Sports."
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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby flipflop » Tue May 10, 2016 2:52 pm

I can see a lot of uses for that position in a combat situation, right enough. Fucking Persians, muppets

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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby AztecDave » Tue May 10, 2016 6:36 pm

doubleThink wrote:http://izismile.com/2012/02/16/iranian_secret_weapon_15_pics.html
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"The squadrons of beautiful yet deadly ninja women perfect their skills in gyms throughout Iran. The state sponsors this invincible army of about 3500 martial artists who train under the supervision of the Ministry of Sports."


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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby nowonmai » Tue May 10, 2016 11:53 pm

doubleThink wrote:http://izismile.com/2012/02/16/iranian_secret_weapon_15_pics.html
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"The squadrons of beautiful yet deadly ninja women perfect their skills in gyms throughout Iran. The state sponsors this invincible army of about 3500 martial artists who train under the supervision of the Ministry of Sports."


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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby Kurt » Wed May 11, 2016 5:33 pm

flipflop wrote:I can see a lot of uses for that position in a combat situation, right enough. Fucking Persians, muppets

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Here is one I see:

Woman does that. Dudes stare. Said dudes get shot while distracted.

I would be killed that way.

"Damn, look at that, I wonder if she can..." *BLAM!* *thud*
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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby Douchebag » Fri May 13, 2016 8:03 am

nowonmai wrote:
doubleThink wrote:http://izismile.com/2012/02/16/iranian_secret_weapon_15_pics.html
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"The squadrons of beautiful yet deadly ninja women perfect their skills in gyms throughout Iran. The state sponsors this invincible army of about 3500 martial artists who train under the supervision of the Ministry of Sports."


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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby friendlyskies » Fri May 13, 2016 3:10 pm

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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby coldharvest » Fri May 13, 2016 6:36 pm

that was beautiful
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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby ROB » Sat May 14, 2016 12:52 am

Come to think of it, I think Bertstrips would be very much Coldharvest's type of humour.

https://www.reddit.com/r/bertstrips
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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby coldharvest » Sat May 14, 2016 2:57 am

Those are hilarious, the ones marked 'depressing' even more so
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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby friendlyskies » Wed May 25, 2016 5:39 pm

"Internet not much help finding Chechen leader's missing cat"

http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-36372523
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Postby grawp » Sat May 28, 2016 11:59 pm

My Lady Skies,

I think the Chechen Leader needs one of Bert's "special" condolence plants, don't you?
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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby friendlyskies » Thu Jun 16, 2016 8:15 pm

"4 cylinder Camaro=communism" El Presidente

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Postby Darcy » Sun Jun 19, 2016 10:26 pm

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