Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby Bouncer » Sat Mar 15, 2014 9:27 pm

I am shocked at you MA! Shocked I say!

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Postby marie-angelique » Sun Mar 16, 2014 12:40 am

"Give me control of your TV and I could have you sticking bullets in the backs of peoples heads within a month." nowonmai

"anything you say sounds dirty to me."
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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby sparrow » Sun Mar 16, 2014 5:10 am

Bouncer wrote:I am shocked at you MA! Shocked I say!

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Hahaha
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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby bearanddragon » Sun Mar 16, 2014 8:33 pm

You paying attention? I'm talking... G5, Pecker! That's how you can roll. No more frequent flyer bitch miles for my boy! Oh yeah! Playa... playa! Big dick playa!
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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby Bouncer » Mon Mar 17, 2014 9:18 pm

Laugh at me and I'll send my fucking assassin hawk after your ass. Goddamn flying ninja is what it is!

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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby shivers » Tue Mar 18, 2014 4:52 am

Elaine Stritch alarm clock
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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby Bouncer » Thu Mar 20, 2014 1:28 am

Kooky image I stumbled across. Remind you of anyone?

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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby svizzerams » Thu Mar 20, 2014 4:11 am

Bouncer wrote:Laugh at me and I'll send my fucking assassin hawk after your ass. Goddamn flying ninja is what it is!

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Accipiters!!!!* This is so much more than just plain awesome!






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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby snaark » Sat Mar 22, 2014 9:58 pm

Bought this at the hardware today. Was re-caulking the shower recess to get rid of some mould. They're little rubber things that smooth over the silicone and make it look professional. Didn't notice the name until later - in German "Fugen" means caulk, I guess "Ass" is short for Assortiment (you can guess what that means). Apparently a fugen ass is a good thing to have around when you're handling caulk in Germany.

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I bought this a while ago at my local supermarket. It cost about 1€ and was next to the cash register, with all the little sneaky bottles for people who get drunk in their cars or in the park. Its Boris Yeltzin fig liquor! I couldn't think of a more fitting product endorsement. There was also some little bottles of Gorbachev vodka (made in Germany), which makes me wonder what type of alcohol will carry Putin's name...

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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby marie-angelique » Sun Mar 23, 2014 6:45 pm

"Give me control of your TV and I could have you sticking bullets in the backs of peoples heads within a month." nowonmai

"anything you say sounds dirty to me."
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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby marie-angelique » Tue Mar 25, 2014 10:14 pm

does anyone know when/where the funeral services are?
http://www.tickld.com/x/westboro-baptist-church-asks-for-people-not-to-picket-
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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby rdkll » Wed Mar 26, 2014 9:17 am

[quote="snaark" I guess "Ass" is short for Assortiment [/quote]

Ass meand Ace in english. at 15.30EUR i hope it's that good.
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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby ktrout » Thu Mar 27, 2014 8:59 pm

marie-angelique wrote:homemade kayak awesomeness:
http://neworleans.craigslist.org/boa/4375568188.html

How about a boat made out of duct tape?
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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby ROB » Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:51 am

ktrout wrote:
marie-angelique wrote:homemade kayak awesomeness:
http://neworleans.craigslist.org/boa/4375568188.html

How about a boat made out of duct tape?



That is so cool.
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Postby gnaruki » Fri Mar 28, 2014 5:01 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtEVQ2oRzKY[/youtube]
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