Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby The Turd Polisher » Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:22 am

"Beyond our ideas of wrong-doing and right-doing, there is a field. I'll meet you there."
Rumi, 13th-century Persian poet
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Postby shivers » Thu Feb 09, 2012 6:06 am

Bless her heart!
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Postby Bobby Sands » Thu Feb 09, 2012 6:23 am

shivers wrote:Bless her heart!


Naughty girls need love too.

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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby Texas Carnie Roadshow » Thu Feb 09, 2012 10:57 pm

Police scramble to snare escaped papier mâché rhino at Japanese zoo

Japan is training for emergencies using the Scooby Doo technique.

Oh, and...

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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby Kurt » Fri Feb 10, 2012 1:47 am

The Turd Polisher wrote:carp hunters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yhfd9dIkXEk


Bless them and their creative battle against invasive species.
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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby friendlyskies » Fri Feb 10, 2012 3:53 am

Texas Carnie Roadshow wrote:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfD6-5Qf-cc[/youtube]


Well, why the fuck not. I laughed. What's next, though, a Glee episode featuring song-and-dance numbers based on people trying to escape the World Trade Center? The finale could be called "Let's Roll!"

Seriously, is this the end of civilization, or just a lull?
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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby muskrat » Fri Feb 10, 2012 4:26 am

the Rat is less about criminality per se but the importance and sheer fun of using one's intellect, skill and willpower to carve a survival niche into whatever inhospitable environment one finds oneself. Damn the imposed morality of the overlords. F
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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby ktrout » Fri Feb 10, 2012 5:10 am

Kurt wrote:
The Turd Polisher wrote:carp hunters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yhfd9dIkXEk


Bless them and their creative battle against invasive species.

That kicks ass. They need to wear cups. That looked like it hurt getting hit in the junk by a big flying fish.
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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby Royal » Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:02 am

Image We have no effective screening methods to make sure pilots are sane.— Dr. Herbert Haynes, FAA.
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Postby gnaruki » Fri Feb 10, 2012 12:54 pm

muskrat wrote:Russian pilots

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyvY2GK9B3M


Shit! Put the landing gear up, if im seeing straight we're in the air!

Reminds me of a time riding front seat in a cub looking down at tree tops a few feet below.

Burn some more fuel off I think we might get off the water this time!
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Postby rickshaw92 » Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:03 pm

Im reallly fuclimg pissed but fespite that I can still hit a tarfet at 1000m plus. mayVRVe bnot tonight but it qint beyond the wit if man. Nowhammy.
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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby Texas Carnie Roadshow » Sat Feb 11, 2012 12:24 am

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I wish horrible things upon the guy with the camera.
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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby shivers » Sat Feb 11, 2012 12:50 am

Jesus Fucking Christ. That dude must be a zoophile or some shit.
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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby shivers » Sat Feb 11, 2012 1:09 am

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