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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby Texas Carnie Roadshow » Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:57 pm

It's that time of year again.
In fact, it's the 8th anniversary of June 4th, '04, the day that Marvin Heemeyer killdozed a path through his town, and into our hearts.

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When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies? To surrender dreams - -this may be madness; to seek treasure where there is only trash. Too much sanity may be madness! But maddest of all - -to see life as it is and not as it should be.
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Postby spokes » Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:15 pm



Easily the best youtube channel.

http://www.youtube.com/user/FPSRussia
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Postby marie-angelique » Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:54 pm

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By Paul Ulane Jun 04, 2012

When a man from Bradley County, TN isn't using his minivan to carpool the soccer team to practice or take the gang on a road trip, he's using it for more traditional means. Like hauling his leaking propane tank down the road.

When area police encountered a minivan driving on the street with a propane tank hanging out the rear, practically scraping the pavement, they smelled propane. Officers pulled the man over and discovered that there was actually a leak in the tank. Even though he took out the passenger seats, the man had such a struggle getting the tank into the car that he popped a hole in the tank. His solution? Plug the hole with a golf tee and proceed on down the road.

Once officers called in the fire department for back-up, authorities secured the leak. The man, who had MacGuyver'd the tank into his car by fastening it to the steal base of his minivan floor, was cooperative and was not charged. He was, however, asked to get a trailer for the rest of his trip.

It's one of the most basic rules of the road: if you can't shut all of the doors, you're not ready to leave the driveway. Especially when the doors won't close because of a leaking propane tank.

http://www.mandatory.com/2012/06/04/tennessee-man-discovers-least-effective-way-to-haul-a-propane-ta/?icid=maing-grid10%7Chtmlws-main-bb%7Cdl7%7Csec3_lnk1&pLid=166740#page=1
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Postby marie-angelique » Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:11 pm

"Give me control of your TV and I could have you sticking bullets in the backs of peoples heads within a month." nowonmai

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Postby Texas Carnie Roadshow » Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:41 pm

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Postby marie-angelique » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:29 pm

thanks for the videos TCR :)
i would like to take all the feral cats in my 'hood (who shit in my yard) and make them into helicopters and use them to scare whomever is smoking crack on my front porch.
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Postby Chimborazo » Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:42 pm

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Postby el3so » Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:23 pm


[SPANISH LAUGHTER]
50 sexual predators


pretty trippy
Wir sehen zu, wie sich Onkel Bob betrinkt und in den Toaster pinkelt.
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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby Texas Carnie Roadshow » Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:12 am

Bloodninja was a genius. A very fucked up genius.

Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja.
Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
Bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
Bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
Bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
Bloodninja: Don't f**k with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
Bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece.
Bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
Bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
Bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
Bloodninja: Baby?
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Postby Texas Carnie Roadshow » Wed Jun 13, 2012 6:58 pm

The "End of Life Comfort Robot"



Not an actual medical device, but apparently created as art.
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Postby svizzerams » Fri Jun 15, 2012 4:56 am

Joan of Arc went to battle with nothing
but the voices in her head
and a well-sharpened sword ~ Charlotte
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Postby Texas Carnie Roadshow » Sun Jun 17, 2012 3:30 am

When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies? To surrender dreams - -this may be madness; to seek treasure where there is only trash. Too much sanity may be madness! But maddest of all - -to see life as it is and not as it should be.
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