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Postby friendlyskies » Sat Jan 03, 2015 8:14 pm

"4 cylinder Camaro=communism" El Presidente

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Postby Hitoru » Sun Jan 04, 2015 5:09 am



Happy new year !!!
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Postby The Turd Polisher » Fri Feb 20, 2015 4:32 am

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale 'He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'

The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so... I told the CIA.

In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'

'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...

But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'

'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's a bullshitter. He's never been out of the yard'
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Postby Hitoru » Wed Mar 04, 2015 5:44 pm

Short GO PRO over N. Cambodia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-xewSIG9oY
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Postby ReptilianKittenEater » Sun Mar 08, 2015 3:50 am

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Postby The Turd Polisher » Sun May 03, 2015 9:41 am

5 year old acting Bruce Lee's nunchaku scene

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Re: Post some shit and enter fuckin tain me!

Postby coldharvest » Sat Jun 13, 2015 11:28 pm

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
I know the law. And I have spent my entire life in its flagrant disregard.
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