How Much Shit Will Pres Obama Eat?

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How Much Shit Will Pres Obama Eat?

Postby AztecDave » Sun Mar 18, 2012 8:20 am

from this fucking Wog. Seems as if the US perpetually forgets who we are - that we need shitholes and shitheads (Karzai in this case) more than they need us? How long will Obama let the tail wag the goddam dog? Out in 2013? I bet and raise. How about we're out in 2012. Don't call us, we'll call you. Have a nice day.


http://www.nytimes.com/2012/03/18/world ... lobal-home


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Re: How Much Shit Will Pres Obama Eat?

Postby nanuq » Sun Mar 18, 2012 1:36 pm

The US knew Afghanistan was a cesspool all along. Funding the Taliban made excellent sense when the Soviets were bogged down there for years. It never occurred to anyone that the US military wouldn't fare any better.
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Re: How Much Shit Will Pres Obama Eat?

Postby svizzerams » Sun Mar 18, 2012 2:21 pm

"Those that fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it." George Santayana

There is a cost to staying through 2013 and a cost for leaving in 2012 - at this point it is hard to say which is higher. That's the problem with war - no one has control of the outcome unless you can vitrify the opponent.
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Re: How Much Shit Will Pres Obama Eat?

Postby Michael » Sun Mar 18, 2012 5:43 pm

Conspiracy theories aside, I really wish I knew why we conduct foreign policy so consistently stupidly.
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Re: How Much Shit Will Pres Obama Eat?

Postby grawp » Sun Mar 18, 2012 10:05 pm

Friend Michael wrote:

...I really wish I knew why we conduct foreign policy so consistently stupidly.


So do we all.

God help those who are busy pasting "Kick Me" signs on Obama's back.
The man strikes me as having a bull-sized taste for payback.
If he gets re-elected, something tells me that the drones will have a "target-rich environment" to work with.
If he doesn't get re-elected, I shudder to think of which political hack or wild-eyed zealot will be feverishly thumbing through the launch codes.
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Re: How Much Shit Will Pres Obama Eat?

Postby coldharvest » Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:18 am

America refuses to believe the truth about itself, the deep down truth....your leaders are lying thieves sucking on the special interest cock and your history is one of violence against others in the name of Freedom
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_Is_a_Racket
you fucking stooges
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Re: How Much Shit Will Pres Obama Eat?

Postby AztecDave » Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:41 am

coldharvest wrote:America refuses to believe the truth about itself, the deep down truth....your leaders are lying thieves sucking on the special interest cock and your history is one of violence against others in the name of Freedom
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_Is_a_Racket
you fucking stooges


what you meant to say, you ignoramous, is that America's history is one of violence against others in the name of self advancement. get it right. and since you come across as a total retard, i'll clue you in on something. that's the history of every nation state that's ever existed that ever amounted to anything, ever accomplished anything, or ever will. you are either the conquerer or the conqueree. and it comes with bragging rights. if i was a really vindictive cock, i'd say that since you were probably spawned from camel sperm and delivered from your mother's ass originating in some third world shithole perpetually conquered by other superior peoples that has nothing to offer the world except more dirtbags like yourself, this would be new news to you. but i'm not vindictive, just correct
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Re: How Much Shit Will Pres Obama Eat?

Postby muskrat » Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:42 am

Dickbrain Kazai is just playing popularist to the home crowd. Much like McSquinty, Kim Whatever, et al "death to Israel, death to America" crowd. They dont actually mean it but it doesnt make things easier globally.

They all need to be slapped HARD for fucking disrespect.
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Re: How Much Shit Will Pres Obama Eat?

Postby friendlyskies » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:44 am

Well, considering that the US elections are no longer discussing the real wars or concrete economic fundamentals, and have instead veered senselessly into women's reproductive rights and the "class war," I'd say Obama won't eat any shit at all. The media dialogue, hence the public dialogue, is clearly being manipulated into giving him a second term, where he'll continue to do the same pro military-industrial complex, pro-transnational business shit he's been doing. He hasn't rocked any boats, so he'll get four more years as his reward.

I'm with muskrat - Karzai is playing populist, which he has to do to stay in power. He has to have public support or there's no point in backing him anyway. But behind the scenes? Who here knows? None of us.
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Re: How Much Shit Will Pres Obama Eat?

Postby friendlyskies » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:55 am

AztecDave wrote:
coldharvest wrote:America refuses to believe the truth about itself, the deep down truth....your leaders are lying thieves sucking on the special interest cock and your history is one of violence against others in the name of Freedom
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_Is_a_Racket
you fucking stooges


what you meant to say, you ignoramous, is that America's history is one of violence against others in the name of self advancement. get it right. and since you come across as a total retard, i'll clue you in on something. that's the history of every nation state that's ever existed that ever amounted to anything, ever accomplished anything, or ever will. you are either the conquerer or the conqueree. and it comes with bragging rights. if i was a really vindictive cock, i'd say that since you were probably spawned from camel sperm and delivered from your mother's ass originating in some third world shithole perpetually conquered by other superior peoples that has nothing to offer the world except more dirtbags like yourself, this would be new news to you. but i'm not vindictive, just correct


Oh please. Once a nation's policy starts being defined not by the advancement of its people, but by the advancement of foreign business interests, it starts going to shit. See Nigeria, an oil-rich country that should have a standard of living on par with Saudi Arabia, for more on that.

And this is a new ball game anyway, the Malthusian War for Resources. Your mushy attempt at a historic precedent wouldn't even apply if you were being intellectually honest. The transnationals are raising the US/UK Gini coefficient for a reason, so the people WON'T have power. Violence has done nothing but collapse our economies, as was predicted by everyone except those who wanted profits. And China, which hasn't been using traditional violent war in its efforts to consolidate resources, is winning this game. Worse, we've been manipulated into thinking that our natural allies in the Middle East and Latin America are the enemy, and are using violence against them like morons. We're being sabotaged by the transnationals, and violence is just one of their tools to divide and conquer. We did the exact same thing to the USSR, and now we're doing it to ourselves? Yeah, that's logical. Or not.

You sit there and call coldharvest silly names, like a fourth grader, when anyone can just take a look at any US/UK economic indicator before and after Iraqistan (vs China or Brazil, who weren't using violence), and see that your point is absolutely indefensible. But whatever.
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Re: How Much Shit Will Pres Obama Eat?

Postby RYP » Mon Mar 19, 2012 11:01 am

The Karzai Brothers have been our house band for many years and they made a lot of money which is now nicely squirreled away in Dubai. Now that he has money and has been licking other dog's balls he is barking a lot. I am sure you have read all about this in Vietnam and other areas where the leader who is feeling his oats meets with an unfortunate accident. You will note he has been making his speeches in English for the western media. The bottom line is that our foreign policy is driven by Afghanistan having only 25M angry people with the ability to make angry speeches and Pakistan having 173M angry people with nukes. Afghanistan is a fart in a hurricane.
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Postby el3so » Mon Mar 19, 2012 11:33 am

some third world shithole perpetually conquered by other superior peoples
I take issue with this statement.

Canadians helped liberate my country twice and paid heavily for it with the blood and taxes of it's citizens. Yet unlike others, they never made jingoistic movies about it, they never claimed they saved the world from evil and they always went home to live in peace after the hostilities were over.

Your analysis of international conflict is flawed, your grasp on the military aspects of economic reality is fickle at best and your mother sucks donkey dicks. Have a nice day.
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Re: How Much Shit Will Pres Obama Eat?

Postby RYP » Mon Mar 19, 2012 12:59 pm

If you mean America. You are so wrong.

Canadians burned down the white house...badly and now own all of America's real estate. At the same time Canadians like Louis B Mayer, the Warner Bros and Goldwyn, not only created your movie industry but Canada continues to regularly inflict people like Celine Dion, Jim Carrey, Justin Bieber, Alex Trebek, Nickelback, Saturday Night Live, Hee Haw and other abominations to destroy American culture. Then they stole the movie and TV industry, forcing Hollywood to make Vancouver and Toronto look like New York and LA.

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Re: How Much Shit Will Pres Obama Eat?

Postby Mikethehack » Mon Mar 19, 2012 3:11 pm

Michael wrote:I really wish I knew why we conduct foreign policy so consistently stupidly.


Intelligent foreign policy is an oxymoron.
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Re: How Much Shit Will Pres Obama Eat?

Postby grawp » Mon Mar 19, 2012 5:34 pm

Friend RYP wrote:

I am sure you have read all about this in Vietnam and other areas where the leader who is feeling his oats meets with an unfortunate accident.


Yah, I seem to recall Ngo Dinh Diem contracting lead poisoning from a terminal case of getting too big for his britches.
Take the money, pull the trigger, keep your mouth shut, or we'll shut it for you. Permanently.
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