Do we want a BFC Memorial Forum?

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Memorial Sub Forum:

Poll ended at Sat Apr 21, 2012 7:58 am

Yes good idea - please go ahead
20
56%
No bad idea - let RIP threads go into the BFC archives
9
25%
I have a better plan - please see my comment below
1
3%
I don't care - do what you want
6
17%
 
Total votes : 36

Re: Do we want a BFC Memorial Forum?

Postby 2 Charlie » Tue Jan 15, 2019 8:55 pm

Black Flag Cafe - A Haiku
by 2 Charlie

Cadaver abys
before death black flag cafe
beyond the monkey
"You can do it fast...you can do it cheap...you can do it right.....But you only get to pick two."

My head is a dangerous neighborhood for me to be alone in...
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Re: Do we want a BFC Memorial Forum?

Postby goat balls » Tue Jan 15, 2019 9:27 pm

Eat me
You no talent
Haiku bastards
Seppuku is the
Only answer for
You
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Re: Do we want a BFC Memorial Forum?

Postby 2 Charlie » Tue Jan 15, 2019 11:57 pm

Such frivolous
innocent keystrokes
fingers flutter
and mouth wide
loud their gossip, no -
they murmurate and trill
they never mutter
they are unified
fugs in their tribe
they fly watching
café dying
"You can do it fast...you can do it cheap...you can do it right.....But you only get to pick two."

My head is a dangerous neighborhood for me to be alone in...
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Re: Do we want a BFC Memorial Forum?

Postby 2 Charlie » Tue Jan 15, 2019 11:59 pm

Black Flag Cafe - A Sepukku
by 2 Charlie

Such frivolous
innocent keystrokes
fingers flutter
and mouth wide
loud their gossip, no -
they murmurate and trill
they never mutter
they are unified
uninterested in their tribe
they fly watching
café dying
"You can do it fast...you can do it cheap...you can do it right.....But you only get to pick two."

My head is a dangerous neighborhood for me to be alone in...
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Re: Do we want a BFC Memorial Forum?

Postby sparrow » Sat Jan 19, 2019 3:06 am

^Awesome
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Re: Do we want a BFC Memorial Forum?

Postby 2 Charlie » Sat Feb 09, 2019 4:38 am

The Fake And Fraudulent Poster
A Poem by 2 Charlie

Whose post is that? I think I know.
Its owner is quite angry though.
He was cross like a dark potato.
I watch him pace. I cry hello.

He gives his potato a shake,
And screams I've made a bad mistake.
The only other sound's the break,
Of distant waves and birds awake.

The potato is soft, spoiled and deeply rotten,
But he has promises to keep,
Tormented with nightmares he never sleeps.
Revenge is a promise a man should keep.

He rises from his cursed bed,
With thoughts of violence in his head,
A flash of rage and he sees red.
Without a pause I turned and took cover.

His potato, he mashes in anger,
the frothing, splatter, venom of self Flagellation.

Fail,

Deep mournful cries of Remorse
and all I can hear are these words: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qiMaOmDtaYI

I breath slowly, squeeze, ...
"You can do it fast...you can do it cheap...you can do it right.....But you only get to pick two."

My head is a dangerous neighborhood for me to be alone in...
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