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Postby El Presidente » Fri Feb 15, 2013 7:36 am

Did you hear Oscar Pistorius' case might be in trouble?

His defense doesn't have a leg to stand on!
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Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend?

She bought him slippers and two tickets to a Carnival cruise for Valentine's Day!
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Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend?

He found out she was going to cut him off at the knees.
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Why do they call Oscar Pistorius "Blade Runner"?

He runs on blades, and like in the movie he is a good shot and has a robot girlfriend!
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Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend?

He got cold feet!
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Did you hear the good news: Oscar Pistorius' Olympic career may not be over?

He just called up to the South African Paralympic shooting team!


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These are the yokes, folks!
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TAKE MY WIFE, PLEASE!
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