How long has this place got?

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How long before RYP scuttles this scurvy ship?

Imminent - we are at DEFCON Fucking 1! Buckle up, it's been a lovely war.
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10%
Two weeks max - if the vlindsay story runs for another 7 days then he will be getting twitchy and tetchy
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2%
One month max - we are one lawyer's email away from the red button being pushed
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4%
Six months - the patient is now definitely dying but life support will continue until all residual brain activity ceases
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8%
Never! BFC will never die, we will rebound and go onwards to new heights with interesting and amusing people engaged in free discourse (been a bit too much 'free discourse' if you arx me)
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60%
Who fucking cares - I'd rather twitter twats and fuck facebook buddies
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15%
 
Total votes : 48

Re: How long has this place got?

Postby JohnnyFishfinger » Mon May 22, 2017 9:23 pm

nowonmai wrote:

Colonel Fuckwit- Troop leader to Raven. Raven come in please.

Troop leader calling Raven.

Troop leader to Raven, talk to me, Johnny Fishfingo.

Troop leader calling the BFC Clownshoes:

Fansy, Coldharvest, Sri Lanky, Mikethehack,

Flipflop, Svizzerams, Friendlyskies, Marie Angelique.

Confirm.

Colonel Fuckwit speaking.

Talk to me, Johnny.

Johnny Fishfingo They're all gone, Sir.

All the BFC team are on Facebook or in nursing homes,

Colonel Fuckwit Not Mikethehack, he made it.

Johnny Fishfingo Mikethehack too, sir.

Colonel Fuckwit How?

Johnny Fishfingo Caught his death in the BFC, without knowing it. Got doxxed by his work IP address.

Colonel Fuckwit l'm sorry, l didn't know that.

Johnny Fishfingo l'm the last one, sir.

Colonel Fuckwit lt's good to hear your voice, Johnny Fishfingo, it's been a long time. Not since that ladyboy two for one special in Bangkok.


I am back bitchezzz
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Re: How long has this place got?

Postby rickshaw92 » Mon May 22, 2017 11:07 pm

Welcome back mate!
Im reallly fuclimg pissed but fespite that I can still hit a tarfet at 1000m plus. mayVRVe bnot tonight but it qint beyond the wit if man. Nowhammy.
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Re: How long has this place got?

Postby MJK » Tue May 23, 2017 4:35 am

Finally made bail did you?
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Re: How long has this place got?

Postby nowonmai » Tue May 23, 2017 10:16 am



2.05 onwards.

Johnny Fishfingo - you been up in them there hills of East London?
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Re: How long has this place got?

Postby JohnnyFishfinger » Wed May 24, 2017 6:59 am

not for the last couple of years....was away last year and then in September moved to North London
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Re: How long has this place got?

Postby rickshaw92 » Wed May 24, 2017 11:10 am

You near Angel?
Im reallly fuclimg pissed but fespite that I can still hit a tarfet at 1000m plus. mayVRVe bnot tonight but it qint beyond the wit if man. Nowhammy.
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Re: How long has this place got?

Postby JohnnyFishfinger » Fri Jun 02, 2017 10:41 am

rickshaw92 wrote:You near Angel?


close enough. I like my flat whites
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Re: How long has this place got?

Postby RYP » Tue Jun 06, 2017 11:33 pm

how come the single most active poster keeps saying this place is dead. C'mon...answer.
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Re: How long has this place got?

Postby kinderdigi » Wed Jun 07, 2017 1:27 am

RYP wrote:how come the single most active poster keeps saying this place is dead. C'mon...answer.



Mr.Pelton;.
In looking at the frequency of posts to BFC, between your previous and most recent post, I figure you may be addressing me? If it's not the case, please accept my apology for poor judgment.

But, if I'm correct, and given your previous comment to me: "You may have been part of a mass annihilation." , I have to assume your question is rhetorical. In keeping with your obvious humor, it sounds like it could be a paradox or maybe a psyop..



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Re: How long has this place got?

Postby RYP » Sat Jun 10, 2017 2:35 pm

you have poor judgement. Apology accepted.
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Re: How long has this place got?

Postby Hitoru » Sat Jun 10, 2017 4:23 pm

RYP wrote:how come the single most active poster keeps saying this place is dead. C'mon...answer.

C'mon Nowammy
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Re: How long has this place got?

Postby denise » Sun Jun 11, 2017 12:36 am

perhaps it is because he has seen enough dead bodies to know one when he sees one - hell even I'm wearing a veil.
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Re: How long has this place got?

Postby rickshaw92 » Sun Jun 11, 2017 1:19 am

denise wrote: hell even I'm wearing a veil.


Now that's some sexy soundin shit right there! Anyone got a napkin?
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