How long has this place got?

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How long before RYP scuttles this scurvy ship?

Imminent - we are at DEFCON Fucking 1! Buckle up, it's been a lovely war.
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10%
Two weeks max - if the vlindsay story runs for another 7 days then he will be getting twitchy and tetchy
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2%
One month max - we are one lawyer's email away from the red button being pushed
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4%
Six months - the patient is now definitely dying but life support will continue until all residual brain activity ceases
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8%
Never! BFC will never die, we will rebound and go onwards to new heights with interesting and amusing people engaged in free discourse (been a bit too much 'free discourse' if you arx me)
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60%
Who fucking cares - I'd rather twitter twats and fuck facebook buddies
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15%
 
Total votes : 48

Re: How long has this place got?

Postby RYP » Mon Feb 06, 2017 11:57 pm

it's hard to type and masturbate loudly at the same time. Insulting strangers seems kind of tedious if you don't care or insult well. I think Lonely Planet still exists for the "stuff I did in a cool place you weren't in under a full moon" meme. Like I said we will get things shaped up and everyone will have their safe space to defecate.
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Postby el3so » Tue Feb 07, 2017 8:44 pm

RYP wrote:it's hard to type and masturbate loudly at the same time.

Look around this place, man. Is there any visuals here to jack off to?
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Re: How long has this place got?

Postby RYP » Wed Feb 08, 2017 12:12 am

You have a point
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Re: How long has this place got?

Postby Woodsman » Wed Feb 08, 2017 2:26 am

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Re: How long has this place got?

Postby Woodsman » Wed Feb 08, 2017 2:27 am

You're welcome
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Re: How long has this place got?

Postby MJK » Wed Feb 08, 2017 3:09 am

You could help suppress my appetite further by describing in detail the moment that the hurricane of your desire filled the windsocks of their love.
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Postby el3so » Wed Feb 08, 2017 1:10 pm

MJK wrote: suppress my appetite

Amidst all that mass surely there is some magnificently marbled meat to be found. Plus you could live in their corpse tauntaun-style.
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Re: How long has this place got?

Postby nowonmai » Sat Mar 11, 2017 6:37 pm



Colonel Fuckwit- Troop leader to Raven. Raven come in please.

Troop leader calling Raven.

Troop leader to Raven, talk to me, Johnny Fishfingo.

Troop leader calling the BFC Clownshoes:

Fansy, Coldharvest, Sri Lanky, Mikethehack,

Flipflop, Svizzerams, Friendlyskies, Marie Angelique.

Confirm.

Colonel Fuckwit speaking.

Talk to me, Johnny.

Johnny Fishfingo They're all gone, Sir.

All the BFC team are on Facebook or in nursing homes,

Colonel Fuckwit Not Mikethehack, he made it.

Johnny Fishfingo Mikethehack too, sir.

Colonel Fuckwit How?

Johnny Fishfingo Caught his death in the BFC, without knowing it. Got doxxed by his work IP address.

Colonel Fuckwit l'm sorry, l didn't know that.

Johnny Fishfingo l'm the last one, sir.

Colonel Fuckwit lt's good to hear your voice, Johnny Fishfingo, it's been a long time. Not since that ladyboy two for one special in Bangkok.
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Re: How long has this place got?

Postby MJK » Sun Mar 12, 2017 9:30 pm

The BFC is Fort Zinderneuf. Or maybe Roanoke. Future generations will pause here to marvel at the ruins of a once great website, imagining the hustle and bustle of the DP civilization and pondering its vanished populace. Occasional reports of disembodied posts materializing to label unwary visitors as cunts or axe-handles will keep the legend from fading away as the bones of moderators who died waiting for something to moderate bleach under the digital sun.
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Re: How long has this place got?

Postby rickshaw92 » Mon Mar 13, 2017 5:10 am

MJK wrote:The BFC is Fort Zinderneuf. Or maybe Roanoke. Future generations will pause here to marvel at the ruins of a once great website, imagining the hustle and bustle of the DP civilization and pondering its vanished populace. Occasional reports of disembodied posts materializing to label unwary visitors as cunts or axe-handles will keep the legend from fading away as the bones of moderators who died waiting for something to moderate bleach under the digital sun.



Axehandles? Lets not forget those who labour on behalf of housewives!
Im reallly fuclimg pissed but fespite that I can still hit a tarfet at 1000m plus. mayVRVe bnot tonight but it qint beyond the wit if man. Nowhammy.
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Postby el3so » Mon Mar 13, 2017 8:47 pm

"Hey, that must've been some fucking internet message board. You alone here, man?"

"Yeah. The bunch of fucking flaggots, they all left me!"
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Re: How long has this place got?

Postby RYP » Tue Mar 21, 2017 1:15 pm

Most social media sites have become wastelands of PC blather. This site was always designed to keep notes and ideas while allowing people to communicate amongst each other without being too moderated. Sometimes it's good to let people hang out too far to see if they get moderated "organically".

yes we are tinkering away. So much shit going on that it always gets pushed to the back of the list.
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Re: How long has this place got?

Postby nowonmai » Mon Mar 27, 2017 10:46 pm

SIX DAYS SINCE ANYONE POSTED.

Just sayin'


6 days.

You fucking muppet.
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Re: How long has this place got?

Postby nowonmai » Tue Mar 28, 2017 5:46 am

The muppet being the internet/universe. As ever.
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Re: How long has this place got?

Postby kinderdigi » Wed Mar 29, 2017 12:57 am

Just stopped by for a look.

This thing is taking on water and I can't hear the engines any longer ..

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