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Me and Ultra

Postby coldharvest » Sat Mar 21, 2015 2:46 am

I am in Califas with the Ultraswain.
I believe I may find a home down here amongst the Americans.
I know the law. And I have spent my entire life in its flagrant disregard.
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Re: Me and Ultra

Postby ROMAD_25 » Sat Mar 21, 2015 6:24 am

If you two animals are roaming around West LA, I would love to buy you guys a beer or a Shirley Temple.

Let me know.
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Postby nowonmai » Sat Mar 21, 2015 9:24 am

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Re: Me and Ultra

Postby gnaruki » Thu Mar 26, 2015 12:12 am

Season-less, traffic sucks, beaches are decent, hockey has an unsually big following, and government benies are good if you keep your income off the books. Oh! it's full of tacky broads if you're into that thing too.
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Re: Me and Ultra

Postby nowonmai » Thu Mar 26, 2015 12:33 am

gnaruki wrote:Season-less, traffic sucks, beaches are decent, hockey has an unsually big following, and government benies are good if you keep your income off the books. Oh! it's full of tacky broads if you're into that thing too.


Bellybutton fluff is more interesting than this
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Re: Me and Ultra

Postby gnaruki » Thu Mar 26, 2015 12:45 am

nowonmai wrote:
gnaruki wrote:Season-less, traffic sucks, beaches are decent, hockey has an unsually big following, and government benies are good if you keep your income off the books. Oh! it's full of tacky broads if you're into that thing too.


Bellybutton fluff is more interesting than this


Please! Entertain us! I'll go back to my navel gazing.
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Re: Me and Ultra

Postby Kurt » Thu Mar 26, 2015 1:52 pm

coldharvest wrote:I am in Califas with the Ultraswain.
I believe I may find a home down here amongst the Americans.


Take notes. Then go native.

We are still the land of Grape Jelly so you will never actually have left proper civilization.
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Re: Me and Ultra

Postby coldharvest » Thu Mar 26, 2015 2:13 pm

Kurt wrote:
coldharvest wrote:I am in Califas with the Ultraswain.
I believe I may find a home down here amongst the Americans.


Take notes. Then go native.

We are still the land of Grape Jelly so you will never actually have left proper civilization.

You can't make a proper Elvis sandwich without grape jelly.
I have had superb food, saw some great cars and firearms, no trouble with the local lawdogs, met some Sureños and other really nice people and I bought some nice shirts on sale.
I love the Land Of The Free.

gnaruki wrote:
nowonmai wrote:Bellybutton fluff is more interesting than this


Please! Entertain us! I'll go back to my navel gazing.

Good luck getting gifts from The Krampus.
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Re: Me and Ultra

Postby Tacos » Thu Mar 26, 2015 4:50 pm

Does Swain post here anymore?
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Re: Me and Ultra

Postby nowonmai » Thu Mar 26, 2015 9:50 pm

The Krampus punishes evil children and got banned by fascists. Spooky.
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Re: Me and Ultra

Postby ROMAD_25 » Mon Mar 30, 2015 6:36 am

coldharvest wrote:
You can't make a proper Elvis sandwich without grape jelly.
I have had superb food, saw some great cars and firearms, no trouble with the local lawdogs, met some Sureños and other really nice people and I bought some nice shirts on sale.
I love the Land Of The Free.


This is why I will continue to stay in Califas!

Living in West Los Angeles (South Bay), I feel like an earth-destroying Redneck asshole because I drive a gas guzzling truck, but whenever I roll down to San Bernardino in my wife's electric car to visit my mom, I feel like a pussy for not bringing the truck...

The best of both worlds.
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Re: Me and Ultra

Postby coldharvest » Mon Mar 30, 2015 2:21 pm

ROMAD_25 wrote:
coldharvest wrote:
You can't make a proper Elvis sandwich without grape jelly.
I have had superb food, saw some great cars and firearms, no trouble with the local lawdogs, met some Sureños and other really nice people and I bought some nice shirts on sale.
I love the Land Of The Free.


This is why I will continue to stay in Califas!

Living in West Los Angeles (South Bay), I feel like an earth-destroying Redneck asshole because I drive a gas guzzling truck, but whenever I roll down to San Bernardino in my wife's electric car to visit my mom, I feel like a pussy for not bringing the truck...

The best of both worlds.

I have seen some proper trucks since being here and superb muscle cars.
When I lived in England all I saw was pussy trucks being driven by pussies.....and the pussy was not good.
I know the law. And I have spent my entire life in its flagrant disregard.
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Re: Me and Ultra

Postby ROB » Tue Mar 31, 2015 4:36 am

coldharvest wrote:When I lived in England all I saw was pussy trucks being driven by pussies.....and the pussy was not good.


The English are the least posturing of all the Anglo countries.

I always found it refreshing.
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Re: Me and Ultra

Postby coldharvest » Tue Mar 31, 2015 5:05 am

ROB wrote:
coldharvest wrote:When I lived in England all I saw was pussy trucks being driven by pussies.....and the pussy was not good.


The English are the least posturing of all the Anglo countries.

I always found it refreshing.

Kudos to you
I thought most of them were cunts
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Re: Me and Ultra

Postby ROB » Tue Mar 31, 2015 7:57 am

You'd fucking love a true Aussie bogan.
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