nasty insurgency in the heart of Europe

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Re: nasty insurgency in the heart of Europe

Postby flipflop » Tue Jun 14, 2016 2:44 pm

What about them MMA-trained Russian hooligans In Marseille with their gumshields and go-pros?

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Re: nasty insurgency in the heart of Europe

Postby Douchebag » Tue Jun 14, 2016 5:45 pm

flipflop wrote:What about them MMA-trained Russian hooligans In Marseille with their gumshields and go-pros?

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Re: nasty insurgency in the heart of Europe

Postby nowonmai » Tue Jun 14, 2016 8:31 pm

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Re: nasty insurgency in the heart of Europe

Postby ROB » Wed Jun 15, 2016 12:59 am

ROBSESSION
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Re: nasty insurgency in the heart of Europe

Postby nowonmai » Wed Jun 15, 2016 5:51 pm

ROB wrote:ROBSESSION


You better hope so because I'm the only thing interesting about you.
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Re: nasty insurgency in the heart of Europe

Postby ROB » Wed Jun 15, 2016 10:01 pm

Tell us more about how "interesting" you are. lol
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Re: nasty insurgency in the heart of Europe

Postby nowonmai » Wed Jun 15, 2016 10:19 pm

In scientific terms, you are this interesting

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while I am this interesting

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Extrapolating this through a anthropological equivalator

you are this interesting

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and I am this interesting

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Re: nasty insurgency in the heart of Europe

Postby Q » Sat Jun 18, 2016 3:20 am

nowonmai wrote:I'll try:

Q wishes he were a hooligan but is too American to be so.

ROB is so boring he makes halitosis seem like fun.

Howzat?




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Re: nasty insurgency in the heart of Europe

Postby nowonmai » Sat Jun 18, 2016 9:18 pm

Q wrote:
nowonmai wrote:I'll try:

Q wishes he were a hooligan but is too American to be so.

ROB is so boring he makes halitosis seem like fun.

Howzat?




Lol...Nice try, Tommie, but you're dead wrong.


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Re: nasty insurgency in the heart of Europe

Postby nowonmai » Mon Oct 10, 2016 3:18 am

I see the German polizei are on the run again. They can do it!
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you forgot small arms

Postby el3so » Thu Aug 22, 2019 2:40 am

AztecDave wrote:
snaark wrote:Strange that Belgium became the centre of terrorism in Europe. Been there a few times over the last few years. My impression was it would be a complete shithole if the EU hadn't put the parliament there. Outside of the EU village and the touristy centre it's pretty miserable.

they got good chocolate, that's about it. and the beer ain't bad. but it is a depressed economy. you can tell by the condition of their autobahns compared to the germans & frenchies. you don't even need to see the border signs. just start feeling the potholes.
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Re: nasty insurgency in the heart of Europe

Postby ROB » Tue Jan 23, 2024 2:57 am

Fucking hell, you guys were right.

Those muzzies have basically made Germany unlivable.

I sure wish I had jumped on the tough guy train 4 years ago and shit my pants in unison with you.

You really should have been listened to.
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Re: nasty insurgency in the heart of Europe

Postby rickshaw92 » Tue Jan 23, 2024 3:26 pm

Well they ain't bringing much in the way of joy to merry olde England either.
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Re: nasty insurgency in the heart of Europe

Postby snaark » Tue Jan 23, 2024 9:40 pm

ROB wrote:Fucking hell, you guys were right.

Those muzzies have basically made Germany unlivable.


Yeah, it's pretty bad. Those Muslims really fucked up by importing all that cheap Russian gas. And you should see what they've done to the Deutsche Bahn; all the trains run late thanks to them! I'm seriously thinking of moving back to Australia.
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Re: nasty insurgency in the heart of Europe

Postby snaark » Tue Jan 23, 2024 9:52 pm

snaark wrote:Funny thing I noticed this week: our street got fancy new LED street lamps that make the street look like Wembley Stadium at night! Now that wouldn't usually be particularly noteworthy except for the fact that:

1. The street is full of pensioners
2. As far as I can tell no other street in the area has new lights
3. There are some refos shacked up in the empty office block at the end of the street

Using all my problem solving skills, I have elucidated that some of those little old German ladies are so scared of being gang raped that they complained to the authorities that the street is poorly lit. Consequently, instead of having the warm, inefficient glow of tungsten warming my bedroom at night, I have the light of a thousand exploding suns keeping me awake.


Incidentally the refos in the office building at the end of our street finally disappeared at the end of last year. Since they first arrived (in 2015!) there has been a steady stream of Arabs and Afghans, then Africans, then more recently a few Ukrainians. The last cohort was mostly Roma who spoke some Serbian dialect. I assumed they were just here for the free holiday they get by claiming asylum. None of them were any problem, except for the Roma kids who started stealing DHL packages from buildings, and who once threw an egg at my bedroom window (not because it was my window, just because the light was on and some kid had an egg). Now the office building is empty and will probably get torn down and turned into luxury apartments. The glaring street lamps remain.
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