I think Sarah Palin is a dope fiend

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Re: I think Sarah Palin is a dope fiend

Postby Bronco » Thu Jan 21, 2016 9:50 pm

Trump could assure a nice place in the History books by winning the nomination and then, just before elections, abdicating and supporting the Democrats. Thereby rescuing the Government from the billionaires and returning it to The People.
On the other hand, I can [too easily] imagine a scenario where the winner of the GOP nomination suddenly, miraculously and inexplicably turns out to be Jeb Bush. The GOP has 'supposedly' rigged elections before so I don't imagine it would be that difficult for them to rig the nomination.
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Re: I think Sarah Palin is a dope fiend

Postby coldharvest » Thu Jan 21, 2016 11:16 pm

Douchebag wrote:He knows that Trudeau is going to turn Canadaistan into a homeland for ISIS

I can smell the retard on you from here.
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Re: I think Sarah Palin is a dope fiend

Postby friendlyskies » Fri Jan 22, 2016 12:40 am

There's no way Trump is going to do anything other than symbolic actions to stop illegal immigration from Latin America. He works in construction FFS. Well, peripherally. He knows that illegal immigrants are our generation's answer to off-the-chain S&Ls, keeping prices down, profits up, and new construction rates artificially high in order to float our economic recovery, well, until the past month or so. (And the stock market, historically, almost always rises during election years, I wouldn't get too suicidal about the current correction.)

Yeah, if Donald Trump is elected, I'll be mortified, but he's better than another fucking Bush, that's for sure. I have a hard time imagining Bush as his VP, he'd have to be quite the groveling bootlicker to accept a position, no matter how powerful, from the guy who destroyed him politically. My money's on Cruz. The Tea Party Dream Team. If Palin gets a position in the cabinet, Secretary of the Interior makes sense.

The best part is that if it comes down to Trump-Cruz vs. Sanders-Warren, no one can say "oh, voting doesn't matter, the parties are the same, man." So there's that.
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Re: I think Sarah Palin is a dope fiend

Postby MJK » Fri Jan 22, 2016 4:42 am

I'm surprised that anyone here still believes those voting machine levers are actually connected to anything. My money is on a coup by the Joint Chiefs.
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Re: I think Sarah Palin is a dope fiend

Postby Douchebag » Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:52 am

coldharvest wrote:
Douchebag wrote:He knows that Trudeau is going to turn Canadaistan into a homeland for ISIS

I can smell the retard on you from here.


Canada is home to two things: homos like you, and penguins, but can anyone tell the difference? I sure can't!
You'd better get ready, cos their'll be black flags all over the Caliphate of Canadaistan soon. President Trump won't be saving your sorry asses from daily executions at Rogers Centre.
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Re: I think Sarah Palin is a dope fiend

Postby MJK » Fri Jan 22, 2016 12:48 pm

…and another pushy patient clamors for Danner to derriere resuscitation and a poutine poultice. Calling Dr. Cold…stat!
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Re: I think Sarah Palin is a dope fiend

Postby coldharvest » Fri Jan 22, 2016 2:42 pm

Douchebag wrote:Canada is home to two things: homos like you, and penguins, but can anyone tell the difference? I sure can't!

Can't tell the difference between a bird and a person? I rest my case.
Douchebag wrote:You'd better get ready, cos their'll be black flags all over the Caliphate of Canadaistan soon.

First off; there'll not their'll and second; it would just be the Caliphate of Canada, no need for the istan you ignorant kafir.
Douchebag wrote:President Trump won't be saving your sorry asses from daily executions at Rogers Centre.

President Sanders will be gay homo-love marrying our Lord Protector and Savior Justin Trudeau and then
adopting little brown/black/yellow/red/anything but white babies from various 3rd world countries which will be looked after by uncircumcised socialist
African-American, Black Lives Matter, hard-fisting/public-toying,/plaid-wearing,/Radcliffe educated/hot lesbians......Inshallah.
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Re: I think Sarah Palin is a dope fiend

Postby snaark » Fri Jan 22, 2016 2:59 pm

Douchebag wrote:Canada is home to two things: homos like you, and penguins, but can anyone tell the difference?


Penguins live in Antarctica. It's not anywhere near Canada.
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Re: I think Sarah Palin is a dope fiend

Postby Hitoru » Fri Jan 22, 2016 3:18 pm

Bush appears most benign compared to the Donald, and I'd be willing to give the Socialist a chance before I would vote for Billary.
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Re: I think Sarah Palin is a dope fiend

Postby MJK » Fri Jan 22, 2016 5:17 pm

..and the debate as to who is best suited to be ship's captain rages on as the water swirls around everyone's ankles.

Penguins stage migrations throughout the winter months up to Canada from Pittsburg. Three times they've nested in the Stanley Cup.
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Re: I think Sarah Palin is a dope fiend

Postby rickshaw92 » Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:08 pm

Kurt said:
I think Sarah Palin is a dope fiend



No doubt but I would still tap that ass if given the chance!
Im reallly fuclimg pissed but fespite that I can still hit a tarfet at 1000m plus. mayVRVe bnot tonight but it qint beyond the wit if man. Nowhammy.
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Re: I think Sarah Palin is a dope fiend

Postby friendlyskies » Sat Jan 23, 2016 11:57 am

snaark wrote:
Douchebag wrote:Canada is home to two things: homos like you, and penguins, but can anyone tell the difference?


Penguins live in Antarctica. It's not anywhere near Canada.


I was hoping that was the joke, but I guess you never know.
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Re: I think Sarah Palin is a dope fiend

Postby nowonmai » Sat Jan 23, 2016 4:18 pm

Lefty humour bypass alert.
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Re: I think Sarah Palin is a dope fiend

Postby sparrow » Sun Jan 24, 2016 7:22 pm

Douchebag wrote:The liberals are quaking in their flip-flops. They know that the conservative reckoning is coming.

Donald will make America great again. He knows where the trouble is coming from. He knows that Trudeau is going to turn Canadaistan into a homeland for ISIS, and that Mexico is trying to damage the underbelly of this country by sending in cheap labor and murderers and terrorists from all over latin america, just like Pakistan does to India. I'll be the first person to step up and help him build the walls in the south and the north to keep those crazies out.

Trump doesn't care -- he's not running for president to please the media, his political party or career politicians. He's running for president to help the American people.

While many people running for the highest office would cower or become disenchanted, Trump won't be intimidated or bullied.

This type of personality is exactly what's needed in the White House.

In a crisis, he won't be intimidated by world leaders or American politicians wanting him to do the opposite of what he knows is right. He'll do what's right for America!!!

Toolshed indeed...I'll let Neil MacDonald say it:
Watching Palin and Trump, it was impossible not to wonder, once again, how America, a country that has achieved such excellence, and has so often shown the world a better way, descended into a political discourse that demonizes enlightened thought and glamorizes mean-spirited, lowbrow crudeness.

And something else occurred, a notion I've always shied away from because I find jingoism distasteful: None of this stuff would go anywhere in Canada. It would draw snickers and derision, not cheers.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/neil-macdo ... -1.3416452
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Re: I think Sarah Palin is a dope fiend

Postby MJK » Mon Jan 25, 2016 3:16 pm

Canada is mere months behind the US as the hysteroidal cycle isn't much on respecting borders. Give Canadians a winter of discontent and penury and then see what kind of bad ideas gain traction and which sociopathic leader gets 'voted' into power.
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