Scalia croaks - time for change

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Re: Scalia croaks - time for change

Postby flipflop » Tue Feb 16, 2016 1:18 pm

He looks vaguely like Obama, the rogan josh version

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Re: Scalia croaks - time for change

Postby Douchebag » Tue Feb 16, 2016 6:12 pm

flipflop wrote:He looks vaguely like Obama, the rogan josh version

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You know, I always thought Obama Hussein might be Indian. He sure looks like it!
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Re: Scalia croaks - time for change

Postby Q » Tue Feb 16, 2016 11:10 pm

C'mon MJK...


This is the BFC.

Left wing conspiracy to murder for politcal gain is just crazy talk.

But right wing plotting to overthrow the galaxy? Well, that's just fact.
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Re: Scalia croaks - time for change

Postby nowonmai » Tue Feb 16, 2016 11:19 pm

Q wrote:C'mon MJK...


This is the BFC.

Left wing conspiracy to murder for politcal gain is just crazy talk.

But right wing plotting to overthrow the galaxy? Well, that's just fact.


If you're not plotting to overthrow the galaxy then what's the fucking point of anything. Someone has to.
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Re: Scalia croaks - time for change

Postby MJK » Tue Feb 16, 2016 11:30 pm

I got money that says the van Scalia "has left the building" in was rented in advance.
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Re: Scalia croaks - time for change

Postby MJK » Thu Feb 18, 2016 10:36 pm

I'm also taking money on Loretta Lynch to replace Scalia. So glad I live in Alaska. We'll be the last to feel the boot of the NWO.
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Re: Scalia croaks - time for change

Postby friendlyskies » Fri Feb 19, 2016 5:50 pm

MJK wrote:Lessee…found with hands folded atop the sheets, pillow over face; classic nocturnal cardiac event pose.

Diagnosed as a heart attack…over the phone.

Initially reported as found by maid…now reported as found by homeowner and mysterious unidentified lawyer.

Decoy hearse used to fool press; body reported moved in van.

He had just presided over a decision that kicked Big Energy in the balls and was likely to be unsympathetic to TPP when it is challenged.

His security detail left behind.

World record set in setting aside grief and moving forward with talk of a replacement.

NO Autopsy. Reportedly at request of family.

You're right Q- nothing to see here.


The coroner's 'findings' aren't the only things being phoned in these days. It's like the folks in charge of smoke and mirrors are distracted by their day jobs or something. I'm surprised Obomina didn't announce his choice for a replacement live from the judges bedroom.(Checks liver temp thermometer in corpse-turns to camera-"America will never forget ol' what's his buttons…now about a replacement…")


Don't forget - we Democrats win when we bother to vote. The GOP wins at midterms because we can't be bothered to leave the house. (I always vote, but I'm speaking in terms of statistics). One way to get us out there with controversial candidates like Clinton and Sanders—and almost half of us will be deeply disappointed, no matter who gets the nomination—is to dangle a Supreme Court seat in our faces. I don't think Obama wants to get anyone appointed, he just wants the political theater, split court, and massive voter turnout.

Do I believe the conspiracy theory? Well, dude was obese and 79 years old, and died of a heart attack. And some Catholics get a little squirrely about autopsies, especially if they aren't necessary. So I'm going to give it a 4/10 spacecrafts - plausible, with a motive, but I'd need to see more evidence before I brought it up in mixed company as anything but a joke. For instance, have any of Scalia's relatives had autopsies performed? If his family was cool with it for someone else, well, that pushes it up a point imho
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Re: Scalia croaks - time for change

Postby Bronco » Fri Feb 19, 2016 7:55 pm

I see it now. President Trump nominates Sarah Palin for the Supreme Court. Can you imagine her writing the Majority Opinion?
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Re: Scalia croaks - time for change

Postby coldharvest » Fri Feb 19, 2016 8:25 pm

Bronco wrote: Can you imagine her writing the Majority Opinion?

Can you imagine her writing?
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Re: Scalia croaks - time for change

Postby Kurt » Fri Feb 19, 2016 10:07 pm

coldharvest wrote:
Bronco wrote: Can you imagine her writing the Majority Opinion?

Can you imagine her writing?


She'd change amendment names from numbers to names like "Truck" or "Vase" and began each opinion with "ya know" and end it with a drunken brawl followed by an unplanned pregnancy.
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Re: Scalia croaks - time for change

Postby Douchebag » Sat Feb 20, 2016 9:11 am

Kurt wrote:
coldharvest wrote:
Bronco wrote: Can you imagine her writing the Majority Opinion?

Can you imagine her writing?


She'd change amendment names from numbers to names like "Truck" or "Vase" and began each opinion with "ya know" and end it with a drunken brawl followed by an unplanned pregnancy.


She'd turn American into a great country where traitors and communists like you would be put in the stocks and punished!
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Re: Scalia croaks - time for change

Postby coldharvest » Sat Feb 20, 2016 9:46 am

Douchebag wrote:She'd turn American into a great country where traitors and communists like you would be put in the stocks and punished!

the stocks?
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Re: Scalia croaks - time for change

Postby Douchebag » Sat Feb 20, 2016 11:45 am

coldharvest wrote:
Douchebag wrote:She'd turn American into a great country where traitors and communists like you would be put in the stocks and punished!

the stocks?
Fuck off King John


You should be so lucky. Justin Trudeau is going to turn Canadaistan into the Jihadi homeland with gays and women ruling the roost. Your making youre own frozen hell by voting for him.

I can see the day when we welcome the wetbacks and instead have to build a wall on the northen boarder to stop the huge waves of Canucks begging for freedom and asylum in American.
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Re: Scalia croaks - time for change

Postby friendlyskies » Sat Feb 20, 2016 12:05 pm

I'd rather have Trump stocking the Supreme Court than any of the rest of those motherfuckers still in the running, including Kasich. Ted Cruz wants a Christian theocracy, just like a sizable minority of knuckleheads around here, and that's where he'd start. Fuck that.
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Re: Scalia croaks - time for change

Postby coldharvest » Sat Feb 20, 2016 12:57 pm

Douchebag wrote:You should be so lucky. Justin Trudeau is going to turn Canadaistan into the Jihadi homeland with gays and women ruling the roost.

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