by Kurt » Sun May 08, 2016 6:39 pm
I am a chump for starbucks.
So here is how I handle the ice problem.
Me: Venti ice Latte with extra gay please.
barista: Sure, that will be $fuck_ton and bitch-ass cents.
Me: only half ice please
barista: sure thing. You say that as if you think I am whore to my corporate overlords but I do not mind sticking it to them for some extra milk.
Me: Fight the power.
barista: Fight the power...I am 19 years old and I lust after you.
Anyway, I have a brain tumor so I may not remember these conversations exactly as they happened but you can ask for less ice.