erin andrews hits the jackpot

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Re: erin andrews hits the jackpot

Postby coldharvest » Wed May 04, 2016 9:19 am

That is fucking ridiculous.
I know the law. And I have spent my entire life in its flagrant disregard.
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Re: erin andrews hits the jackpot

Postby Kurt » Sun May 08, 2016 6:39 pm

I am a chump for starbucks.

So here is how I handle the ice problem.

Me: Venti ice Latte with extra gay please.
barista: Sure, that will be $fuck_ton and bitch-ass cents.
Me: only half ice please
barista: sure thing. You say that as if you think I am whore to my corporate overlords but I do not mind sticking it to them for some extra milk.
Me: Fight the power.
barista: Fight the power...I am 19 years old and I lust after you.

Anyway, I have a brain tumor so I may not remember these conversations exactly as they happened but you can ask for less ice.
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