I am in a neurological ward!

[Royal]

I've got a slutty Vietnamese nurse I keep in the airing cupboard.
I'll send her over. Always a happy ending.

[gnaruki]

That is how I get to normal in the morning.

I have been going medieval on myself for quite some time now.

At first I thought it was cool and that girls would like me. Now I need it. I have problems.

Is this about your bespoke suits or your leech collection?

[friendlyskies]

I was expecting a joke. Not an actual brain tumor.

Uhhhh..... good luck, dude!!

[Kurt]

I was expecting a joke. Not an actual brain tumor.

Uhhhh..... good luck, dude!!

Thank you. I will send you a commemorative drool bib. One that says "Actual Tumor" .

[nowonmai]

Well that's a conversation killer. I hope this doesn't encourage Rickshaw to tell us about his anal fistula.

Good luck!

[Kurt]

Well that's a conversation killer. I hope this doesn't encourage Rickshaw to tell us about his anal fistula.

Good luck!

I'll start calling it a brain fistula.

That should help.

I also heard that naming it helps in dealing with the problem so I have named my tumor "Lumpy The Death Giver"

[ROB]

I am pretty sure that's Nowonmai's pet name for Flipflop too.

[nowonmai]

I am pretty sure that's Nowonmai's pet name for Flipflop too.

Take your random comment, add universal constant factorial. Integrate it through a fourier transform and you get....

You have to watch it all for it to make sense. Twice.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25MQM8XaYwU[/youtube]

[dogtanian]

Wish you a fast recovery Kurt.

[denise]

saying a prayer for you.

[Kurt]

saying a prayer for you.

I can feel it twitching inside of my head.

But seriously, it twitches and that it get the feeling that I have licked an ear.

getting a follow up in may, I am leaning towards using radiation to get rid of anything that twitches inside my head.

[OneLungMcClung]

I can feel it twitching inside of my head.

But seriously, it twitches and that it get the feeling that I have licked an ear.

getting a follow up in may, I am leaning towards using radiation to get rid of anything that twitches inside my head.

Bruh, the next time you are on the neuro ward, it is your time to shine with nonstop incessant masturbation. You have no idea how much they see of that up there - head trauma, strokes, TIAs, many wind up workin the gherkin non stop, waking hours, even through leather restraints or no-touch mittens. Go you!

No seriously sorry this happened. PM me if you need any medical info.

[nowonmai]

No seriously sorry this happened. PM me if you need any medical info.

Where do babies come from?

[coldharvest]

No seriously sorry this happened. PM me if you need any medical info.

Where do babies come from?

From Mummy's furry front bottom

[Douchebag]

It's what you get for being a stinking liberal!
But no matter. President Trump will be cut it of for you with a giliteen soon enough.
Making America Great!!!