I am in a neurological ward!

[Tarkan]

A benign brain tumor is like a minor heart attack. Ain't no such thing.

[Kurt]

A benign brain tumor is like a minor heart attack. Ain't no such thing.

Yep, best I can hope for is a brain tumor that is not too bad or something that is not really a tumor but appears as one on an MRI.

But still, something in your brain that is not supposed to be there. And since Oliver Sachs never interviewed me before he died I am assuming I am not going to be one of those charming atypical people who suddenly develops the ability to play the piano.

I may think I am playing the piano, but really I will just be screaming and hurling my dung.

[MJK]

It's an implanted microchip. Shave the area directly over this 'anomaly' and post it so we can look for drill hole scars. And quit hanging out at the Denver Airport.

[Kurt]

It's an implanted microchip. Shave the area directly over this 'anomaly' and post it so we can look for drill hole scars. And quit hanging out at the Denver Airport.

That plan comes as the tumor progresses.

That is the event that will make me wear a drool bib and oven mits.

[Bronco]

You realize, of course, that this qualifies you to be Trump's campaign manager.

[Kurt]

You realize, of course, that this qualifies you to be Trump's campaign manager.

I intend to exploit my new found idiocy to the fullest.

[ReptilianKittenEater]

I'm not a brain surgeon and I suspect no one here is. No need to freak out about any expert medical advice given here.

I'm guessing your doctor is going to run some more tests then come up with a course of action?

Perhaps the course of action will just be to monitor it. Or the medical tests will just show it to be a big thought.

Or he will recommend it be removed and perhaps you will get the lobotomy you have always craved.

[coldharvest]

I'm not a brain surgeon and I suspect no one here is.

I'm not but I could certainly pretend to be on TV or in the movies.

[Kurt]

I'm not a brain surgeon and I suspect no one here is.

I'm not but I could certainly pretend to be on TV or in the movies.

If my tumor gets any bigger I will think that I am.

[coldharvest]

I'm not a brain surgeon and I suspect no one here is.

I'm not but I could certainly pretend to be on TV or in the movies.

If my tumor gets any bigger I will think that I am.

or maybe go all John Travolta like in Phenomenon
learn Portuguese, fuck with NORAD, find missing kids

[gnaruki]

This book says to apply leeches to your temples.

[Kurt]

This book says to apply leeches to your temples.

That is how I get to normal in the morning.

I have been going medieval on myself for quite some time now.

At first I thought it was cool and that girls would like me. Now I need it. I have problems.

[Douchebag]

All you libtards need brian surgery!



Hey look! Here's ubar libtard Kurt Eisner!

[coldharvest]

Hey look! Here's ubar libtard Kurt Eisner!

He is so much better looking than Jack Nicholson.

[AztecDave]

just let Granny Clampett do a brain transplant for you.