Prince death signals 'end of world' says ROB

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Prince death signals 'end of world' says ROB

Postby nowonmai » Thu Apr 21, 2016 9:44 pm

As the Homofinder General of this parish ROB is too upset to talk right now about the demise of Prince. Inspired by Princes seminal first album, ROB experimented as a teenager first with baby carrots and then graduating to cucumbers before he felt he was fully ready to join the fan club. Despite writing thousands of letters over the years, unfortunately, he never got to put his hard won skills into practice and now, tragically, he never will.

I think it behoves us all to spare a thought for ROB in his hour of grief and let him mourn in his own way; with a pound of liver and a jam jar (ideally briefly warmed in the microwave). I'm sure he will bounce back in due course to his normal form of accusing everyone of being gay in between bursts of anally retentive pedantry that would make Quentin Crisp proud.

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Postby MJK » Fri Apr 22, 2016 4:01 am

Now you've done it. Once ROB finishes bleaching his starfish by kegeling lemon quarters and reads this, we'll all feel the sting of the overcooked spagetti of his rage. Somebody shine the Tit Signal onto a nearby cloud and summon Q.
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Re: Prince death signals 'end of world' says ROB

Postby ROB » Fri Apr 22, 2016 9:15 pm

Homo jokes from tough guys. Didn't see that coming.
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Postby nowonmai » Sat Apr 23, 2016 10:20 pm

ROB wrote:Homo jokes from tough guys. Didn't see that coming.


I guess you're taking it very hard.
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Postby coldharvest » Sun Apr 24, 2016 8:50 am

I'm tremendously sad for the loss of Prince
I worked several concerts of his and loved his songs.
Plus I enjoyed several relations with the art school girls while his music played in the background and
I feel that while putting Prince on didn't seal the deal it was definitely that little extra magic that makes the experience memorable.
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Re: Prince death signals 'end of world' says ROB

Postby flipflop » Sun Apr 24, 2016 9:32 am

So, was it AIDS or smack that done him in, or both? Never liked the shortarsed little cunt after after he smashed one of my teenage crushes - the Bangles lead singer

I'm hoping Kanye West is next

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Re: Prince death signals 'end of world' says ROB

Postby nowonmai » Sun Apr 24, 2016 9:39 am

I think he was just a 5' 2" jackhammer who was operating in the redline, he was always likely to flame out before pipe and slippers time. Kanye West will probably live until he's 140, having received multiple organ transplants from German suicide volunteers.
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Re: Prince death signals 'end of world' says ROB

Postby MJK » Mon Apr 25, 2016 3:09 am

Prince was killed as a blood sacrifice to Moloch. So was Chyna and any other too young to die celebs that check out between 4/19 and 5/01. Illuminati be illin' 'em, yo. Half a dozen down already by my count. They be needing lots of BloodSexMajick to get to the next level.

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Shirts vs. Blouses(Charlie Murphy's tale of playing b-ball against Prince and his crew)to lighten the mood here in the End of Days:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GgED4bfhds
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Re: Prince death signals 'end of world' says ROB

Postby friendlyskies » Mon Apr 25, 2016 3:30 pm

I'm totally shattered. Prince was awesome on so many levels.

And, yeah, it was some Illuminati bullshit. For sure. Check out his last social media post.

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Postby nowonmai » Mon Apr 25, 2016 9:06 pm

Chemtrails dude. Nothing to do with fuckloads of tranqs and painkillers whatsoever.
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Postby friendlyskies » Mon Apr 25, 2016 9:11 pm

Yeah, maybe it was the painkillers that anonymous sources keep telling the Daily Mail about, sure. But this death fits neatly into half a dozen interlinked conspiracies, it's quite a coincidence. One that the Internet will remember for many many years, I think.
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Postby nowonmai » Mon Apr 25, 2016 9:21 pm

friendlyskies wrote:Yeah, maybe it was the painkillers that anonymous sources keep telling the Daily Mail about, sure. But this death fits neatly into half a dozen interlinked conspiracies, it's quite a coincidence. One that the Internet will remember for many many years, I think.


You're right of course. But I just guessed as to the tranqs and painkillers. I barely read any news these days. It's all the same.

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Re: Prince death signals 'end of world' says ROB

Postby ROB » Wed Apr 27, 2016 5:02 am

nowonmai wrote:It's weird, you're talking to an imaginary audience about an imaginary crowd, in an internet aggressive way. Seems like you're the tough guy, hombre.


nowonmai wrote:Nothing is real. Except the recoil of a gun on your shoulder and the taste of the beast you've shot. Hell of a world we are giving to those yet to come.


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Re: Prince death signals 'end of world' says ROB

Postby denise » Wed Apr 27, 2016 5:07 am

Fred Astaire died at 88...that's the difference between an entertainer and a dancer.

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Re: Prince death signals 'end of world' says ROB

Postby nowonmai » Wed Apr 27, 2016 10:24 pm

ROB wrote:
nowonmai wrote:It's weird, you're talking to an imaginary audience about an imaginary crowd, in an internet aggressive way. Seems like you're the tough guy, hombre.


nowonmai wrote:Nothing is real. Except the recoil of a gun on your shoulder and the taste of the beast you've shot. Hell of a world we are giving to those yet to come.


Self actualization: 0/10


Sentiment analysis 0/10.

Next time I'll put up a picture of Ace Rimmer so you know.
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