Now I understand what you're all so worried about

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Re: Now I understand what you're all so worried about

Postby snaark » Sun May 15, 2016 7:44 pm

nowonmai wrote:
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MJK wrote:After spending a moment or two reading Elwood Umlaut's FB page I realized that if he bothers to come back this is going to be like shooting fish in a barrel.


My thoughts exactly. I hope he has a thick skin.


Don't tell me you've stopped going bareback.


You should find something else to bat off to.
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Re: Now I understand what you're all so worried about

Postby Douchebag » Sun May 15, 2016 8:24 pm

snaark wrote:
nowonmai wrote:
snaark wrote:
MJK wrote:After spending a moment or two reading Elwood Umlaut's FB page I realized that if he bothers to come back this is going to be like shooting fish in a barrel.


My thoughts exactly. I hope he has a thick skin.


Don't tell me you've stopped going bareback.


You should find something else to bat off to.


Snuff videos of Barbarians riming you comes to mind.
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Re: Now I understand what you're all so worried about

Postby ROB » Mon May 16, 2016 7:22 am

Douchebag wrote:Snuff videos of Barbarians riming you comes to mind.


I am sure it does.
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Re: Now I understand what you're all so worried about

Postby flipflop » Mon May 16, 2016 1:36 pm

I think we have reached either the singularity or the end of history here at the BFC. Where every post is a troll at somebody or other. Not complaining like, it's entertaining in a rubbernecking at a car cash kind of way

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Re: Now I understand what you're all so worried about

Postby snaark » Mon May 16, 2016 1:56 pm

flipflop wrote:I think we have reached either the singularity or the end of history here at the BFC. Where every post is a troll at somebody or other. Not complaining like, it's entertaining in a rubbernecking at a car cash kind of way


You mean there was a time when someone could post something here without being called a cunt?
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Re: Now I understand what you're all so worried about

Postby ROB » Tue May 17, 2016 4:26 am

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flipflop wrote:I think we have reached either the singularity or the end of history here at the BFC. Where every post is a troll at somebody or other. Not complaining like, it's entertaining in a rubbernecking at a car cash kind of way


You mean there was a time when someone could post something here without being called a cunt?


Cunt.
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Re: Now I understand what you're all so worried about

Postby flipflop » Wed May 18, 2016 8:48 am

Cunt is a bit over-used nowadays. I'm fond of the epithet "bellend". Much milder than cunt, and you can even slip it into polite company if you keep it reasonably light hearted. But regional variations add more ingredients to the broth.

I first heard "jeb-end" and indeed "cheb-end" while on working duty with a man from the North East, a region much noted for it's use of industrial language. Apparently a jeb/chebend is the tip of a bellend itself, or a bellend's bellend. A bellend among bellends.

Now fuck off

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Re: Now I understand what you're all so worried about

Postby seektravelinfo » Wed May 18, 2016 2:06 pm

I had to look that up. A bellend is slang for the glans penis. A bellend is a dick head.
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Re: Now I understand what you're all so worried about

Postby nowonmai » Wed May 18, 2016 10:29 pm

You're getting soft you cunt.
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Re: Now I understand what you're all so worried about

Postby MJK » Fri May 20, 2016 1:05 am

Do you really think it is appropriate to call one of the regular split tails a cunt?

I got your back Seeks.
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Re: Now I understand what you're all so worried about

Postby ReptilianKittenEater » Fri May 20, 2016 2:23 am

flipflop wrote:I think we have reached either the singularity or the end of history here at the BFC. Where every post is a troll at somebody or other. Not complaining like, it's entertaining in a rubbernecking at a car cash kind of way

Cheers


Its always dying but never gets there. Kinda like approaching an Event Horizon.
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Re: Now I understand what you're all so worried about

Postby seektravelinfo » Fri May 20, 2016 3:55 am

Ken Dodds, all I can say.
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Re: Now I understand what you're all so worried about

Postby Q » Sat Jun 18, 2016 3:26 am

Lmfao....the Muzcunt mayor of London just put all women at the back of his public gatherings.


Hey....good luck you stupid fucking anti West feminists. I sure as shit won't lift a pinky to save your dumbasses now.
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Re: Now I understand what you're all so worried about

Postby snaark » Sat Jun 18, 2016 9:29 am

Q wrote:Lmfao....the Muzcunt mayor of London just put all women at the back of his public gatherings.


Maybe you should stop getting your news from right-wing tabloids. Contrary to the consensus opinion on this forum, reading real newspapers won't actually turn you into a homosexual libtard.

Q wrote:He....good luck you stupid fucking anti West feminists. I sure as shit won't lift a pinky to save your dumbasses now.


Without you to save us, we're all doomed.
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